[benellis58]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
GIB stinks and GIBBO does too.

[benellis58]

Typically stupid, unscientific, arbitrary, unilateral leap to SEVEN spades DIRECTLY over THREE spades by the GIBBO piece of trash in the North. These sickening GIBBO monstrosities absolutely LOVE these braindead solo flights.

As so often happens, the dimwit lucked out when the grand HAPPENED to make.

https://www.bridgeba...H5%7Cmc%7C13%7C

[benellis58]

The zero-intelligence GIBBO robot in the West makes the astoundingly stupid lead of his stiff diamond. He has a trump stack, and he also KNOWS from the auction that his "partner" cannot have an ace. If the jerk leads a heart, the slam will have no play, but on his typically imbecilic lead, I rolled the slam despite the trademark BBO bad break.

Before I ever played my first hand with the sickeningly bad GIB robots, numerous people had told me about what useless, incompetent "bridge players" the robots were. I soon discovered that my fellow humans had given me very accurate reviews of these GIB pieces of worthless trash, and I see further evidence every single time I play in robot games. GIB/GIBBO = the worst ever!

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2p9yjx5t

[benellis58]

The two hopeless GIBBO M.O.R.O.N.S. on "defence" aet up a club trick for their side at trick one (!)...but NEVER cash it! They are so blindingly stupid that instead of cashing their club winner, they continually play spades, allowing ME to establish a spade winner to pitch my club loser! GIBBO robots are absolutely pathetic!


https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/3c7ryfvv

[benellis58]

Look at North's MONUMENTALLY stupid DOUBLE (!!!) of 4D. The ignorant piece of dirt, as is so often the case, doesn't even follow his own GIB definition, which states that the double shows "6+ HCP" and "biddable diamonds". The sickening jerk actually has a mere FOUR very bad HCP, all in quacks: the jack of spades in his FIVE-bagger and the QJ of clubs in his FOUR-bagger. Meanwhile his "biddable" diamonds consist of....the STIFF...DEUCE! This braindead jackass has a hand that rates to take ZERO tricks on defence, yet he is doubling a contract at the mere four-level. AND he is doing this after he ALREADY...VOLUNTARILY...bid 2S...in a NON-passout position...with the same miserable 4 HCP. BTW, as usual, the pathetic GIB definition of the ridiculous double does NOT bother to actually DEFINE what the double is intended as...not that the double makes sense WHATEVER it is intended as. GIB/GIBBO is nothing but garbage in EVERY conceivable way.

The link that I included in earlier post # 2667 is well worth looking at again.


https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/yc5pfsjr

[benellis58]

Thanks to the favourable layout for East-West, they are cold for 11 tricks in hearts, so in practice North's typically mammoth stupidity did not cost, but it's well worth pointing out anyway in our continuing effort to demonstrate that GIB/GIBBO is total garbage that needs to be replaced...not JUST so that BBO members and paying customers will have a DECENT product, but also so that BBO itself will survive...given that it now has competition from several other sites and that FAR better robots exist elsewhere!

South OPENS one CLUB, and South later DOUBLES East's 3C mixed raise of hearts...thereby showing good...CLUBS! North is on lead. Does he make the OUTSTANDINGLY obvious lead of a...CLUB? Of COURSE he doesn't, because HE'S a stinking, worthless GIBBO robot, and GIBBO robots are so BREATHTAKINGLY bad that they stupidly HATE to lead "partner's" suit even when it is HUGELY obvious to do so!

Later, North gets a second chance to show what a noxious piece of filth he is, and of course he JUMPS at the chance. At trick eight, declarer West leads his diamond 5 towards dummy's Q8. North has J93 and South has A7. Note that North's J9 are now equals, since at trick one, South correctly inserted his diamond TEN and West won his KING. CLEARLY, at trick eight, North should play his diamond NINE. Otherwise, dummy's lowly EIGHT could force South's (KNOWN) ace. Yet North, who OFTEN splits when it is wrong and STUPID to do so, HERE does NOT split. Again, it happened to be irrelevant, but again it ALSO showed that GIBBO robots are LOWER than pond scum. GIB/GIBBO is the worst EVER.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/3w8urv2w

[benellis58]

Another astoundingly M.O.R.O.N.I.C. lead from the useless, contemptible piece of GIBBO trash in the West. What else is new?

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2p9x4nrm

[benellis58]

And...yet ANOTHER! On THIS auction, East decides that he MUST lead his...STIFF SPADE!

It's quite obvious that the diet of these nauseating GIBBO slimebags consists ENTIRELY of stupidity pills. The only question is: How many HUNDREDS of stupidity pills do these GIBBO cockroaches consume each and every day?

Note that even AFTER this deranged lead, EW can still beat the game. All that WEST has to do after winning his offside heart king is to play a diamond (you know, the suit that his "partner" BID!). East can then win his ace and BELATEDLY play a club.

But West is also a GIBBO robot, so of course he is INFINITELY too stupid to do that. The C.R.E.T.I.N.O.U.S reject cashes his club AK, and only THEN plays a club, thereby ENSURING that NS will make their contract and score 100 % on the board, and thereby ALSO ensuring that Frick and Frack will have yet ANOTHER complete zero to add to their humiliating, untouchable collection of total failures.

GIB/GIBBO sucks pumice. It is the worst of the worst, the lowest of the low. It is a total embarrassment to the game of bridge.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2p8z9jm3

[benellis58]

Calling all DECENT robots, calling all DECENT robots. Come in, DECENT robots, come in.

Please come to BBO, kick out the execrable GIBBO monstrosities, and take their jobs. Thank you.

This has been a message to all DECENT robots in the year 2026.

Now signing off.

[benellis58]

Donald J. Dumbo, the GIBBO dimwit in the East, teaches us all about balancing.

I think we can see why NO ONE chooses to attend his lessons.

https://www.bridgeba...H6%7Cpc%7CH8%7C

[benellis58]

This board was played eight times. All eight times, the contract was 4H doubled, declared by South. Seven declarers, including me, went down one. The eighth declarer went down three.

The auction was identical at all eight tables. The moral of the story is that all eight human Souths were victimized by the ignorant GIBBO piece of trash in the North. Note that after South bid 3H and West passed, North also PASSED...yet when East then bid 4D in passout seat and it came back to North, the ignorant doofus THEN...INCONSISTENTLY (!!!) bid 4H. GIB/GIBBO is the absolute worst. GIB/GIBBO consistently stinks. No surprise, because as the (ungrammatical) saying goes, "Pigs is pigs".

https://www.bridgeba...CT%7Cpc%7CCJ%7C

[benellis58]

Typical joke of a "defence" by the worst "defenders" I know: GIBBO robots.

https://www.bridgeba...C4%7Cpc%7CC7%7C

[benellis58]

This happened to work out fine, but why is North leading a potentially dangerous diamond instead of a normal club? Answer: Because he's a GIBBO robot, and his motto is "Born to be stupid".

https://www.bridgeba...CH9%7Cmc%7C7%7C

[benellis58]

GIBBO thinks that an...INVITATIONAL (!!!!!) 3H (!) bid is the best POSSIBLE call that North can make in response to South's 1S opening bid! Is this not proof positive that GIB/GIBBO has one of the absolutely worst and most ridiculous bidding systems of all time? Perhaps it also serves to explain why GIB/GIBBO robots are among the worst bidders of all time. GIB/GIBBO is complete trash in every way.

https://www.bridgeba...D3%7Cmc%7C12%7C

[benellis58]

Our result on the board was fine, but that does not diminish the obtuseness of North and his lead. South opens 1D and South later doubles East's 2D to show...DUH...good diamonds, but the oblivious GIBBO piece of trash in the North leads, for absolutely NO reason (as usual for these nauseating GIBBO twerps) a potentially dangerous jack of clubs. Is EVERY card these GIBBO lunatics play just totally random?

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/bd3asj2f

[benellis58]

Another stupid lead, this time by the GIBBO trashcan in the West. AND...also another totally random lead. Here's a suggestion, BBO: The next time the local sanitation department comes to pick up your garbage, ask them if they'd be kind enough to throw every single GIBBO robot into their trash compacter.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/yca2nud7

[benellis58]

East opens the bidding with an unprepared 1C. Although I dislike this style, I realize that I'm in the minority and that many (probably most) human players (including some good ones) would open 1C just as the robot did. Okay, fine.

But once East has chosen to open 1C, I do NOT think his subsequent 2D call is at ALL clever. It is now tantamount to a reverse, because even though it is not forcing, West will often now have a Hobson's Choice of either passing 2D not really wanting to...or "preferring" with a bid of 3C...one level higher. Had East opened 1D, he would have had a COMFORTABLE rebid of 2C (and yes, I'm aware that his clubs are both longer AND stronger than his diamonds...but I'm also aware that nothing is perfect, so I prefer to take a route that has more advantages more often).

Again, I realize that I'm in the minority there, so LET him open 1C...but then over West's negative double, since East cannot COMFORTABLY bid 2D, I think his second call should be 1NT or 2C.

One random hand proves nothing, but just for interest's sake, note that West would pass both 1NT and 2C, and both would likely make...but in practice after the silly 2D call, West "had to" bid THREE clubs...and THREE clubs went one down.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/3w2kzfen

[benellis58]

Another silly, illogical lead from the GIBBO dirtbag in the West.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2n7ff82k

[benellis58]

I have no objection to North's 4C bid...but the GIB definition states that it shows "5+ clubs; 11 HCP; 12 total points".

He does have five clubs, and anything GIB ever says about "total" points should always be ignored anyway because GIB has shown on countless occasions that it knows NOTHING about "total" points. But...do YOU see "11 HCP" in North's hand? I'm asking because I only see EIGHT.

So, while I'm fine with the 4C bid, I'm NOT fine with the fact that EITHER North is AGAIN ignoring his own GIB definition, OR the GIB definition is the usual pathetic piece of worthless garbage that we expect from GIB definitions. Actually, I'm confident that BOTH statements apply.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/yacyav97

[benellis58]

Typically BRILLIANT "strategy" by the GIBBO fleabrain in the East. He DARE NOT (Heaven FORBID!) bid TWO hearts...but later he's positively THRILLED to bid THREE hearts...RED AGAINST WHITE! GIBBO robots are...let me use the appropriate cliché: "dumber than rocks". GIB/GIBBO perpetually stinks.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/tmnej2ws