[benellis58]

ACE of diamonds at trick one: a play so witless that it would only be made by a rank beginner...OR, as it was here, by old, feeble, pudgy, hair-challenged Donald J. Dumbo!

https://www.bridgeba...HQ%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

Another compellingly HOPELESS "defence" by GIBBO "stars" Frick and Frack. Another complete zero for the GIBBO "stars".

https://www.bridgeba...ST%7Cmc%7C11%7C

[benellis58]

What kind of I.D.I.O.T. would lead a DIAMOND from THAT holding on THIS auction?

Oh, wait. Never mind. I see that it was a GIBBO robot on lead. THAT explains EVERYTHING.

https://www.bridgeba...HA%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

Halfwit and Dumbo work together and manage - in a true "partnership" performance - to block their OWN club suit.

https://www.bridgeba...CSJ%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Yet another complete ZERO for Halfwit and Dumbo. First, they AGAIN conspire to block their OWN club suit (looks like a TREND!) and second, Halfwit throws away so many hearts that I win THREE heart tricks and lose ONLY one...despite the fact that the GIBBO trout was born with KJ63 behind me!

Worst "defenders" EVER? Well, quite possibly, but in fairness I must mention that I heard of a bridge partnership between a blind cockroach and an elderly spider suffering from dementia and gout. Rumour has it that a SMALL number of observers feel that they MIGHT have been as bad as Halfwit and Dumbo. The jury is still out.

https://www.bridgeba...DT%7Cpc%7CDK%7C

[benellis58]

Oh, look: Johnny Halfwit is on lead. Oh, look: It's an irredeemably STUPID lead. Oh, look: No, it DOESN'T work out well for Halfwit and Dumbo.

https://www.bridgeba...SQ%7Cpc%7CSA%7C

[benellis58]

Number one bridge tip for achieving good results at bridge: Do NOT have a GIBBO robot as your "partner".

Number two bridge tip for achieving good results at bridge: DO have a pair of GIBBO robots as your OPPONENTS.

[benellis58]

This board was played 17 times. All 17 times it was played in 4S by North. 16 of the 17 times, including at my table, it went down one trick (for a NS score of 53.13 % on the board). The 17th time, it went down two tricks (for a NS score of zero).

But here's the REASON I'm posting the hand:

At some (probably most, maybe all?) tables, the auction was 1S by North, 2C by South, 4S by North...and there they were. Can't say I'm impressed by the GIBBO robot's 4S bid!

But at MY table, I was even LESS impressed by my centre hand opponent's egregious 4S bid, because at my table the auction was 1S by North, INT forcing by me, 2H by North, 3NT by me...and my absolute C.R.E.T.I.N. of a GIBBO "partner"...PULLED it to 4S! What a JERK!

As so often happens, the GIBBO twit in the North had the naive and imbecilic belief that his spade tricks would count ONLY in spades but NEVER in no trump. Note that on THIS random hand, EVEN Halfwit and Dumbo had no problem beating 4S...whereas 3NT was untouchable against any normal defence.

https://www.bridgeba...CS7%7Cmc%7C9%7C