[benellis58]

Typically stupid lead (a spade...into the declarer who had opened 1S) by a typically useless, braindead GIBBO trashcan in the West.

These GIBBO imbeciles should all wear sweatshirts saying "I'm with stupid", with the arrow pointing at themselves.

https://www.bridgeba...S7%7Cpc%7CCQ%7C

[benellis58]

East-West have an auction that belongs in a book called "I.D.I.O.T.S. on Parade".

Is there anyone on the planet who still claims that these GIBBO pieces of garbage are "better than most human players"?

https://www.bridgeba...CT%7Cpc%7CS8%7C

[benellis58]

West's remarkably stupid lead EARNS him yet another VERY well-deserved zero to add to his globally unchallenged collection of total failures.

https://www.bridgeba...DK%7Cpc%7CD5%7C

[benellis58]

Thank you, Frick, and thank you, Frack - for the "defence" you gave me, which allowed me to win five spade tricks and lose none. Perhaps you and all your GIBBO compatriots should be playing EGDIRB...not BRIDGE.

https://www.bridgeba...CDJ%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Trick four: West pops his club king (from his remaining K3 doubleton) to ENSURE that declarer CANNOT go wrong in clubs. These GIBBO jabronis help declarer FAR more often than they "help" their "partner". GIB/GGIBBO robots are hopeless.


https://www.bridgeba...CH5%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Against South's 3NT, the GIBBO dimwit in the West leads a CLUB of all things...into the declarer who had opened 1C.

After winning his offside diamond queen at trick three, West, to his credit (even if the play is belated), finds the excellent shift to the spade king. Bravo, Mr. Robot.

East, however, being a typically braindead GIBBO piece of dirt, VERY stupidly plays his LOWEST (!) spade, the 4, from his holding of J10754! And no, they are NOT playing upside-down signals. They play STANDARD signals, but they are too stupid to actually use them.

West goes back to CLUBS. Then after winning his diamond ace at trick six, he leads another club at trick seven.

If you're in the mood for comedy, don't bother searching for old Marx Brothers movies - just watch these GIBBO bozos trying to "defend".

https://www.bridgeba...CT%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

North is a GIBBO robot, which means that like all GIBBO robots, he is not only contemptible but also one of the worst "defenders" in the history of bridge.

On lead at trick three (and having earlier led the club 10 from his initial holding of 1098 tripleton), he decides to lead another club, which is fine. However, he is too stupid to lead the correct club (the 9) from his remaining 98 dub, so he incorrectly leads the 8. Note that a chimpanzee would have had a 50 % chance of leading the correct club at this point, but "Ginsberg's INTELLIGENT (ha, HA, HA!) Bridgeplayer" (sic!) apparently had a ZERO percent chance - perhaps because GIB and GIBBO robots are less "intelligent" than a piece of chewed bubble gum sticking to the sole of your shoe.

His braindead play passed without incident, however, as South correctly withheld his king...AND correctly predicted as he did so that his "partner" had INDEED returned the WRONG club. ANY time that you predict a stinking GIBBO robot is doing or will do something wrong, there is an EXCELLENT chance that you will be correct. A wise player ALWAYS assumes that his GIBBO "partner" and opponents are complete I.D.I.O.T.S.

Later, North stupidly pitches ALL his diamonds except the king. He does this to keep his WORTHLESS hearts...and to ENSURE that declarer West CANNOT go wrong in diamonds.

Had the piece of trash in the North not bared his king, declarer would have had to guess whether to lead his QUEEN of diamonds (which would work) or his TEN (which would not). As usual, the execrable GIBBO "defender" was there to GUARANTEE that his opponent (!) could not go wrong.

https://www.bridgeba...H2%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

West, a PASSED hand, bids 2S over South's fourth seat 1NT opener. He does this to show that he has spades and a minor.

Later, a totally OBLIVIOUS East decides that he MUST...VOLUNTARILY (!) bid three HEARTS (!)...DIRECTLY...in a NON-passout position...VULNERABLE...over North's SIGNOFF BID (!) of 3D!

Dear Mr. East: Guess what? HEARTS is NOT spades and HEARTS is NOT a minor, so it is WILDLY unlikely that your "partner" West has a good heart fit for you.

These two East-West GIBBO jackasses (who had BOTH initially been unable to open the bidding) managed to climb all the way to the insane heights of 4S doubled.

No, they most definitely did NOT score well on the board...perhaps because, typically, they bid it like the indomitably clueless I.D.I.O.T.S. that they and all GIB/GIBBO robots are.

https://www.bridgeba...D9%7Cpc%7CH6%7C

[benellis58]

The supremely pathetic GIBBO bidding system is exposed here, as is the non-existent leading "ability" of the perpetually clueless GIBBO robots.

https://www.bridgeba...SQ%7Cpc%7CSA%7C

[benellis58]

I'm too tired to write up ALL the ways the GIBBO clowns exhibit their cluelessness on this complete zero that they added to their collection, so I'll just link the hand so that you can "admire" the stupidity of the disgusting losers.

https://www.bridgeba...CH8%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

I'm currently playing some games with three GIBBO robots, as I do most days.

As ALWAYS, these sickening pieces of garbage are AMAZING me with how TREMENDOUSLY bad they are. These useless C.R.E.T.I.N.O.U.S. pieces of junk manage to find NEW ways every single day of demonstrating how stunningly horrendous they are.

Sure, there are lots of bad players, but ONLY GIB/GIBBO can constantly find new and creative ways to be utter M.O.R.O.N.S. each and every day. It would be exceedingly difficult and perhaps impossible to find anyone or anything...anywhere...that absolutely rots to the extent that GIB/GIBBO does, and note that I say that in reference to any endeavour of any sort, not just bridge.

GIB/GIBBO is the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst that I have ever seen anywhere.

[benellis58]

I played too quickly at trick one, automatically falsecarding with the club 7 without stopping to think if that was best. If East had been a competent player, he would now have figured out to give West his club ruff. Luckily, East was the furthest thing from "competent" that there is - he was a typically witless GIBBO robot (the lowest of the low), so I survived, and the M.O.R.O.N.I.C. GIBBO "defenders" got what they SO often get: a complete zero (matching their collective IQ).

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/27afxcjp

[benellis58]

There has to be something drastically wrong with the GIBBO system for North to bid as he did with the 4-0-SEVEN-2 hand he had..

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2p93t58h

[benellis58]

No trump is "where the money is" at matchpoints, so I made the "money" bid of 3NT, knowing full well that it could easily work out poorly. But it could also work out well, and it was just a silly little robot game anyway, so why not give it a shot and see what happens?

As it turns out, with the random layout on this random hand, and with North declaring 3NT, EW could beat it two tricks. But would they? East would have to lead a heart and West would have to shift to a club.

On the lead (by East) of a diamond, a spade, or a club, 3NT would be ice cold for at least 10 tricks for at least 430...which would have outscored the 420 we scored for our straightforward 10 tricks in 4S after North pulled 3NT to 4S.

But whether we would have done better or worse in 3NT (which would have entirely depended on the lead and defence) is not the point of this post. The point is: Whether he saved us or harmed us by pulling 3NT to 4S, why the Hell DID he pull it, considering that his 1NT bid had been reasonable AND he had stoppers in all three non-spade suits...AND his spade "support" was the lowly 75 doubleton with NO ruffing values?

You've heard the expression "There's method to the madness", but for GIB/GIBBO there is OFTEN plenty of madness, but RARELY any method. North had absolutely ZERO reason (again matching his IQ) to pull 3NT to 4S, regardless of whether it would have turned out well or poorly.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/48pjjk99

[benellis58]

West's partner East doubles 3C. The final contract is 6NT by South.

West is on lead. Does he lead a...CLUB? Silly question. Of COURSE he doesn't. HE'S a GIBBO robot, so he'd rather be smothered in a sand dune than EVER lead a suit his "PARTNER" showed.

He leads a heart. More specifically, he...UNDERLEADS his ACE of hearts.

I wonder if he has trouble finding partners...EVEN from other GIBBO robots?

https://www.bridgeba...HQ%7Cpc%7CC4%7C

[benellis58]

North gathers up every OUNCE of his GIBBO "courage" and bids...a LAUGHABLE and COWARDLY 3H.

When did the robots turn into such pathetic wimps? They're USUALLY ridiculous OVERbidders.

Fortunately, we scored 98.44 % on the board thanks to a very unfriendly layout and a typically wretched GIBBO "defence".

When East did NOT pop the spade king at trick five, I KNEW he didn't have it, because the gutless GIBBO stooge would NEVER duck in such a situation. Consequently, I figured he must have the AQ of diamonds behind my king, and West would switch to diamonds after winning his spade king. That would hold me to nine tricks, as I'd lose the spade king, the AQ of diamonds, and the ace of clubs.

So, I "experimented" with a long shot: I played the 4 (!!!) of spades from dummy, hoping that West had the THREE and would be STUPID enough to play it, leaving East on lead.

That's what happened! But I still required FURTHER stupidity from these hopeless C.R.E.T.I.N.S. and sure enough, I got it! East, instead of playing another spade, made the INSANE play of cashing his club ace (!) and then...leading his QUEEN of diamonds!

I am proud to say that I was polite enough not to laugh at the two GIBBO imbeciles as I wrapped up an "impossible" ten tricks.

Note that even though 4H "cannot" make, it's STILL amazing that North bid ONLY 3H. If a HUMAN did the same thing, his ethics would be STRONGLY suspected.

https://www.bridgeba...DJ%7Cpc%7CDT%7C

[benellis58]

ANOTHER ridiculous AND wimpy call by North: He bids a passable (!) 3C with his 0-6-1-6 hand! Then he later REVERSES by bidding 4H over South's 3NT.

Furthermore, the typically LUDICROUS GIB definition of 4H states that the M.O.R.O.N. has "4+ clubs; 5+ hearts". If he has possibly as FEW as four clubs...but at LEAST five hearts, then why the HELL would he have bid three CLUBS at his first opportunity?

Someone actually WROTE this definition and presumably thought he was doing a good job! GIB/GIBBO reeks!

https://www.bridgeba...CJ%7Cmc%7C13%7C

[benellis58]

At trick five, the ever-clueless GIBBO "declarer" in the East STUPIDLY calls for dummy's KING of clubs rather than the 8 or 9 - either of which ANY competent declarer would have played.

For the M.O.R.O.N.'S ridiculous king play to be right:

1. South would have had to have underled the club ace at trick three...AND...
2. North would have had to have falsecarded with the jack of clubs while also holding the ten...AND...
3. South, having already underled his club ace, would now have to be ducking with it on the second round of clubs.

Could any of those things have happened? Yes, they could have, but probably not very frequently individually...and for ALL THREE of them to have happened on the same hand is very unlikely.

Plainly put, although GIBBO robots are less horrendous at declaring than they are at bidding, leading, or defending, they are STILL weak EVEN at declaring.

East played the entire hand pathetically - just as we would expect from one of these useless GIBBO rubes.

Yes, he DID receive yet another complete zero for his collection. How did you guess?

https://www.bridgeba...C9%7Cpc%7CS2%7C

[benellis58]

North bids 2H: Perfectly normal. North bids 3H: Fair enough, he's competing. North bids FOUR hearts(!) : WHAT? At SOME point maybe it's time to stop playing the SAME song when you have not added ANY instruments!

Of course, to be fair, we could make a fairly similar case against West.

https://www.bridgeba...CS9%7Cmc%7C8%7C

[benellis58]

Imbecilic 3H bid by East. Typically disgusting GIBBO piece of trash that he is, he probably felt that he HAD TO "rescue" his "partner".

When will these dolts realize they stink at bridge? They should abandon it in favour of something more suited to their "intelligence" level - making mudpies, perhaps.

https://www.bridgeba...SJ%7Cpc%7CD3%7C