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Trick two: Truly STUPID shift by the GIBBO dolt in the North. What else is new? We EXPECT rampant stupidity from GIBBO robots EVERY time they do or say ANYTHING. Garbage does NOT turn into roses - it ALWAYS remains garbage.
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Benellis58 GIB bashing on repeat Groundhog Day
#3082
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Posted Today, 16:30
I played this hand in 3NT, which, as you can see, is the PERFECT spot. On a club lead, we have 11 tricks, as clubs are stopped with JX in the South hand and QXX in the North. On any other lead than a club, we have 12 top tricks. Yes, 3NT is the PERFECT spot.
The GIBBO robot on my left, stupider than a bag of wet sand (just like ALL of his disgusting GIBBO brethren), made a typically perverse, illogical, and M.O.R.O.N.I.C. lead: his stiff 3 of hearts. Words do not exist that are capable of adequately describing how loathsome and wretched these GIB/GIBBO robots are.
I took the obvious 12 tricks and figured that I'd get a good score. After all, I had taken the maximum possible number of tricks and in the highest scoring strain.
When I saw my score on the board, it was quite a surprise: 21.4 %! WHAT? I don't check all the hands that I play, but THIS one I had to look into! Here's the COMEDY that I saw:
The board was played 15 times. Of those...
NS played 6H eleven times...and MADE (!!!) it all eleven times (!), taking exactly TWELVE (!!!) tricks each time. Those pairs each scored 64.3 %.
My pair was the only one to play in the BEST (and SAFEST, since even RUFFS could not hurt us) contract of 3NT, where we took 12 tricks and scored ONLY (!) 21.4 % (!) on the board.
Three NS pairs CORRECTLY stopped in 4H (correctly for a HEART contract anyway). Each made the NORMAL eleven tricks. They scored 7.1 % on the board, and might have been as mystified AND disgusted by their score as I was.
At the ELEVEN tables where NS bid the DOOMED 6H, West was on lead with the...ACE...AND KING (!!!) of clubs. He led the king and East correctly played the 2 from 1032, whereupon West...SHIFTED (!!!!!!!!!!!)!
Is there anyone...ANYONE still SO naive and deluded that they STILL claim that these GIBBO pieces of absolute DIRT are "better than most human players"? ANYONE?
At the bottom of this post is a link to the board at my table, where, based on the auctions at ALL other tables, we should have scored 100 % on the board, but - "thanks" to the GROSS ineptitude of GIBBO - scored only 21.4 %.
In post 3083 immediately below this one (3082), I will give a link to what happened at one of the 11 tables where NS bid the "impossible" (against ANYONE but a stinking GIBBO robot!) 6H and made it. Those 11 pairs should have had a tied BOTTOM, but thanks to the GROSS ineptitude of GIBBO they had a tied TOP.
I won't bother showing a table where NS correctly stopped in 4H, but I will express my sympathy to them, because they should have had the second-BEST score on the board, but "thanks" to the GROSS ineptitude of GIBBO, they had the WORST score.
GIB/GIBBO is an embarrassment to bridge and a repulsive, ugly stain on the game.
https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2p85vx82
The GIBBO robot on my left, stupider than a bag of wet sand (just like ALL of his disgusting GIBBO brethren), made a typically perverse, illogical, and M.O.R.O.N.I.C. lead: his stiff 3 of hearts. Words do not exist that are capable of adequately describing how loathsome and wretched these GIB/GIBBO robots are.
I took the obvious 12 tricks and figured that I'd get a good score. After all, I had taken the maximum possible number of tricks and in the highest scoring strain.
When I saw my score on the board, it was quite a surprise: 21.4 %! WHAT? I don't check all the hands that I play, but THIS one I had to look into! Here's the COMEDY that I saw:
The board was played 15 times. Of those...
NS played 6H eleven times...and MADE (!!!) it all eleven times (!), taking exactly TWELVE (!!!) tricks each time. Those pairs each scored 64.3 %.
My pair was the only one to play in the BEST (and SAFEST, since even RUFFS could not hurt us) contract of 3NT, where we took 12 tricks and scored ONLY (!) 21.4 % (!) on the board.
Three NS pairs CORRECTLY stopped in 4H (correctly for a HEART contract anyway). Each made the NORMAL eleven tricks. They scored 7.1 % on the board, and might have been as mystified AND disgusted by their score as I was.
At the ELEVEN tables where NS bid the DOOMED 6H, West was on lead with the...ACE...AND KING (!!!) of clubs. He led the king and East correctly played the 2 from 1032, whereupon West...SHIFTED (!!!!!!!!!!!)!
Is there anyone...ANYONE still SO naive and deluded that they STILL claim that these GIBBO pieces of absolute DIRT are "better than most human players"? ANYONE?
At the bottom of this post is a link to the board at my table, where, based on the auctions at ALL other tables, we should have scored 100 % on the board, but - "thanks" to the GROSS ineptitude of GIBBO - scored only 21.4 %.
In post 3083 immediately below this one (3082), I will give a link to what happened at one of the 11 tables where NS bid the "impossible" (against ANYONE but a stinking GIBBO robot!) 6H and made it. Those 11 pairs should have had a tied BOTTOM, but thanks to the GROSS ineptitude of GIBBO they had a tied TOP.
I won't bother showing a table where NS correctly stopped in 4H, but I will express my sympathy to them, because they should have had the second-BEST score on the board, but "thanks" to the GROSS ineptitude of GIBBO, they had the WORST score.
GIB/GIBBO is an embarrassment to bridge and a repulsive, ugly stain on the game.
https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2p85vx82
#3083
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Posted Today, 16:34
As promised in post 3082 immediately above, here is the same hand, but from the 11 tables where Superstooge in the West couldn't figure out to cash his second TOP club (I.D.I.O.T.!):
https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/ycxccjze
https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/ycxccjze