[benellis58]

VERY aggressive bidding by my GIBBO "partner" in the North. TOO aggressive in my opinion. He has "only" 9 HCP and he knows that I have at most 21. His heart suit is okay but certainly not great, and his second suit (diamonds) is VERY weak.

Although I made the slam, because A. There were no bad breaks (a VERY pleasant and unexpected surprise on BBO!), and B. I guessed the trumps the "right" way (on THIS random layout, anyway!), it was certainly NOT a great slam. I'm STILL looking for the "11+ total points" that North's 5C bid "promised" according to the GIB definition.

And look at the typically Mondo Bizarro lead by the GIBBO dweeb in the West. The WORLD leads the spade queen on this auction, but the inimitable (thank Heaven!) Johnny Halfwit thought it was a BRILLIANT idea to lead the diamond jack, North's KNOWN second suit.

If you have chocolate chip cookies at home, go treat yourself to one right now, and while you're munching on it, you might consider that each chocolate chip probably possesses more intelligence than a GIBBO robot.

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