[benellis58]

Questionable 1NT bid by East. STUPID overbid of THREE no trump by West. Go back to Bridge Bidding School for RAW BEGINNERS, gentlemen! But if you're smart, do not go to the GIBBO Bidding School, because that's probably where you "learned" your ATROCIOUS bidding "skills" in the first place!

https://www.bridgeba...SJ%7Cpc%7CDA%7C

[benellis58]

Imbecilic lead...as usual with these GIBBO rejects.

https://www.bridgeba...H8%7Cmc%7C13%7C

[benellis58]

Why is the GIBBO M.O.R.O.N. in the North leading a CLUB?

Forget it. Silly question. He's doing it precisely because he IS a GIBBO robot, which means that by definition he IS a M.O.R.O.N.

Luckily, we did well on the board anyway...in SPITE of the stupid lead.

https://www.bridgeba...SQ%7Cpc%7CD4%7C

[benellis58]

The combined stupidity of the East-West club plays at tricks one and two allows South to win his...TEN! GIBBO robots stink. I realize that's not telling you ANYTHING you didn't already know.

https://www.bridgeba...D5%7Cmc%7C11%7C

[benellis58]

Trick three: Donald J. Dumbo in the East, absolute M.O.R.O.N. that he is, plays second hand HIGH, thereby removing any CHANCE that I might misguess. I thought Lorserker fixed this insane propensity of these hopeless, disgusting robots to stupidly play second hand HIGH and third hand LOW?

https://www.bridgeba...SQ%7Cmc%7C12%7C

[benellis58]

We did okay on this board (72.41 %), but that does not excuse North's insane LEAP to FOUR hearts over South's BALANCING bid of 3C...after South had earlier PASSED North's TWO heart bid!

Has the world EVER seen anyone or anything stupider than a GIBBO robot? Ever? Anywhere?

https://www.bridgeba...CS5%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Silly 3NT by East. Silly final double by West. These two GIBBO jabronis got exactly what they deserved. Why is BBO still polluted by these useless GIBBO robots when DECENT robots DO exist in 2026?

https://www.bridgeba...C5%7Cpc%7CH2%7C

[benellis58]

There's a famous song called "Send in the Clowns". BBO does this every time there's a robot game. Some of their well-known clowns are Johnny Halfwit, Donald J. Dumbo, Sylvester Balboa, Superstooge, Superjerk, Frick, and - of course - Frack. But to be fair, even the non-famous GIBBO robots - all of them - are simple-minded, useless clowns who have no business calling themselves "bridge players". Here's a look at just ONE GIBBO clown show out of millions? Billions? Trillions?

East wins his club king at trick two. Feeble-minded dweeb that he is, he stupidly plays another CLUB at trick three, because these GIBBO M.O.R.O.N.S. love to play the suit that declarer leads. West wins his club ace at trick three, and then at trick four the ignorant hayseed of COURSE cashes his last club. These unbridled dimwits have just managed to set up declarer's remaining two clubs as winners. Does West at LEAST now find the spade shift? Silly question. Of COURSE he doesn't. HE'S a GIBBO robot, so he plays a heart. Declarer takes NINE tricks in his 1NT contract, as Stupid Number One and Stupid Number Two have yet ANOTHER complete ZERO to ass to their massive, overflowing collection of total failure.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/439794pb