[benellis58]

Shared top of 92.31 % for "only" going one down in 4H. Typical BBO trump break of 5-0, and East merrily ruffs his partner's diamond winners.

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[benellis58]

Against South's 2NT, East wins his partner's trick one club lead with his king. Does he continue clubs? Of COURSE he doesn't. HE'S a stinking GIBBO robot, so he'd rather permanently unplug himself than EVER return his "partner's" suit. (What a GLORIOUS day it would be if these nauseating GIBBO robots DID unplug themselves...and then leave the planet Earth forever!).

The fool shifts to the heart jack. Then at trick five he cashes his heart king to make CERTAIN of setting up DECLARER'S queen before FINALLY and VERY belatedly playing a second round of clubs.

Much better to have GIBBO robots as your OPPONENTS than as your "partner"!

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[benellis58]

West led the 4 of clubs, so East SHOULD have known that it was either from 42 doubleton or a stiff 4. Thus, it was CLEAR for East to win trick one and then cash a second club at trick two, but the braindead GIBBO zombie stupidly switched to a spade, allowing me to take TWELVE tricks.

Every time I walk past a garbage can, I politely stop and say "Hello Mr. GIBBO. how are you doing today. Nice weather, isn't it?"

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