[benellis58]

West bizarrely shifted to a trump at trick two, making it easy for me to draw trumps and squeeze him in the black suits. Yes, West was a GIBBO robot. Oh, you already guessed that? Yes, I thought you would.

https://www.bridgeba...CQ%7Cpc%7CSA%7C

[benellis58]

Want a good laugh?

If so, watch how the GIBBO "declarer" TOTALLY butchers his 3S contract.

Then reflect on the fact that these GIBBO mongrels are actually "better" at declarer play than they are at anything else pertaining to bridge.

Perhaps at that point you will correctly conclude that the GIB/GIBBO robots are among the worst and most useless "bridge players" in the entire history of the game.

https://www.bridgeba...CHK%7Cmc%7C8%7C

[benellis58]

Typically stupid cuebid at a high level by the GIBBO nincompoop in the West. Why the HELL is the M.O.R.O.N. bidding 3S? Note that, as is so often the case with these useless GIBBO pieces of dirt, his imbecilic bid does not even adhere to his own GIB definition.

Please ship these worthless GIBBO bozos to a robot graveyard (preferably in a different universe far, far away) and replace them with robots that are at least slightly competent. It's 2026 - decent robots do exist.

https://www.bridgeba...CD2%7Cmc%7C8%7C

[benellis58]

East bids a HIGHLY questionable 3D. The GIB definition claims, among other things, that this shows "bad spades". Q9 doubleton is CERTAINLY not "bad", especially considering that he initially responded a forcing INT to his partner's opening bid of 1S.

Why in the Hell would a definition of 3S even BOTHER saying "bad spades" in any case?

AND...why in the Hell is it necessary to begin the definition of 3D with the TOTALLY useless, annoying, insulting words "new suit"?

This is typical of the always pathetic GIB definitions that are one of the many reasons why GIB/GIBBO stinks.

https://www.bridgeba...D8%7Cpc%7CSK%7C