[benellis58]

The GIBBO bidding system is probably the worst I have ever seen. No surprise there.

The GIBBO 2C system is probably the worst I have ever seen. No surprise there.

The overall bidding and (ha, ha) "judgment" of the execrable GIB/GIBBO robots is probably the worst I have ever seen. No surprise there.

Look at this hand. Why the HELL would ANY decent North player bid 2NT rather than 3C over South's 2H?

And then, to make his lunacy even more apparent, the clueless GIBBO rube in the North later decides to belatedly show his clubs after all, but note that his magnificently stupid 4C call shows, according to his own GIB definition, "4-5" clubs...even though the braindead squid actually has six of them.

https://www.bridgeba...S3%7Cmc%7C11%7C

[benellis58]

The GIB definition of South's double of 3D is a typically useless piece of GIB garbage that says NOTHING useful and NOTHING that was not already known from his original 1NT overcall. What is the point of even writing such totally worthless garbage?

The GIB definition of South's 3NT is also pathetic, as well as providing further proof that GIB knows NOTHING about "total" points. The ridiculous piece of trash claims that 3NT shows "18 PLUS HCP", but only (!!!) "18 MINUS total points". In addition to being a typically lazy pair of definitions that stupidly and incorrectly have no defined upper or lower limit, GIB gets the relationship between HCP and "total" points exactly backwards. Someone actually took the time to write these pathetic, incorrect GIB definitions, but it appears that no one ever bothered to proofread or correct the trash that was written. GIB.GIBBO is the pits.

https://www.bridgeba...S2%7Cpc%7CHJ%7C

[benellis58]

At trick two, West stupidly (VERY stupidly!) and cravenly (typical GIBBO gutless coward that he is) pops (!) his club king, crashing his "partner's" singleton ace.

His braindead play would be M.O.R.O.N.I.C. at the best of times, but here it's utter lunacy, since South bid 3C (!) and is therefore KNOWN to have...DUH...long clubs!

Bid after bid, card after card, hand after hand, these hopeless GIBBO rodents persist in proving to the world that they are the worst "bridge players" ever! GIB/GIBBO rots.

https://www.bridgeba...CDJ%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

At trick eight, North is too STUNNINGLY stupid to cash his spade ace.

https://www.bridgeba...CD9%7Cmc%7C8%7C

[benellis58]

Note North's RIDICULOUS 3D call. What was his objective with that imbecilic bid? Was it a typical GIBBO attempt to turn a plus into a minus for absolutely NO reason? If so, the ignorant stooge even failed in THAT attempt, as we made nine tricks for plus 140. The ONLY thing GIBBO robots are good at is FAILING...at EVERYTHING. They stink.

Meanwhile, allow me to express my gratitude to Mr. West for his trick two shift (!) to the queen of hearts (!!!). "Ginsberg's INTELLIGENT (!!!) Bridgeplayer"???!!! That is perhaps the most INACCURATE name of ALL time!

https://www.bridgeba...CS5%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

West's silly (what else?), poorly-judged (what else) "penalty" double got what it deserved.

https://www.bridgeba...H7%7Cpc%7CDK%7C

[benellis58]

Since I only took eight tricks (scoring 71.43 % on the board) North's INCREDIBLE, COMPLETELY INCORRECT call of 2NT VERY luckily happened to turn out okay, but why the HELL would he bid only 2NT?

He has ELEVEN (!!!) HCP opposite my 1NT opener that showed 15-17, and yet he merely INVITED???!!! Yes, I had only 14 HCP...but HE did not know that (unless the GIBBO robots are CHEATING by peeking).

He has the world's easiest, most straightforward, most NORMAL 3NT bid of all time!

Even his own GIB definition says that his 2NT call shows an "Invite to 3NT" with "9 HCP".

What the HELL was the doofus doing?

https://www.bridgeba...CHJ%7Cmc%7C8%7C

[benellis58]

Why is West bidding 3C...not even in the passout seat...on a hand that on the auction rates to be a misfit for both sides? Answer: Because he's a clueless, hopeless GIBBO robot.

https://www.bridgeba...HQ%7Cpc%7CH2%7C