Posted 2013-June-25, 09:07
I hate the 4♥ call. It's nice to have a toy with which to play, but it's silly to play with it when you have zero idea what to do once you've had your fun.
A useful rule seems to be that when partner is completely unlimited, you should probably NOT be the one using keycard of any form.
Add to that the rule that you should never ask for (or invite partner to show) keycards when you have no idea what to do next, and I think you have the start of a basic grasp of keycard.
I would have simply cue bid 4♣ and left the running to him.
Assuming I was called to fill in for the original 4♥ bidder, who was understandably taken ill when he realized how foolish that call had been, I would bid 5♦. That is not a drop dead bid: despite the evidence to the contrary, I would expect partner would understand that my use of this toy positively showed some slam interest.....and I can't imagine him passing 5♦ with any hand on which slam is good....htf can I have a hand that asked him to show keycards with slam interest, hears of 2 keys and interest, and then wants to bow out in game?
If I trusted partner as little as he ought to trust me, having perpetrated this 4♥ call with no clue as to how to handle the responses, I close my eyes and continue my masterminding by bidding 6♦.
'one of the great markers of the advance of human kindness is the howls you will hear from the Men of God' Johann Hari