Posted 2009-February-09, 15:22
North: Opens 1♦
South: GF 2♣ artificial response
North: 2♥ (four spades)
South: 3♦ (sets trumps)
At this point, North can predict a probable inability to gain anything from cues. So, he just bids 4♥ 1430 RKCB. South shows one (4♠). 5♣ asks for the Queen (4NT would be a signoff), and South shows it plus the heart King (5♥).
North now knows that he has no club loser and might have no problem in spades. So, he asks for the impossible spade King (5♠). South lacks this and lacks the club King, and he hates his hand, so he bids 6♦.
North lacks sufficient info to pursue the grand without bypassing 6♦. However, he does have ability to get out at 6NT. So, he makes one last stab, 5♠. This is strange, as it essentially lets Responder know that the spade ask earlier was fake and that he is instead looking for tertiary spade values. With a doubleton, Responder might get this right.
So, maybe.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.