ArtK78, on Jul 30 2007, 05:13 PM, said:
While this train has been running on for some time, it seems to have left the track, at least as far as the original problem is concerned.
There is no reference in the original problem of this being a trump contract and this suit being the trump suit. In fact, by the way the original problem was phrased, I got the strong impression that this was a notrump contract. So, barring an unlikely endplay, the problem is whether to finesse on the second round of the suit or play for the drop - PERIOD.
Well, if you truly "need to bring in the whole club suit," meaning that you have no option other than taking six full club tricks, and if the contract is notrump, then playing for the drop is 100% against an intelligent defender and hooking is only plausibly right against someone who could be careless.
But, that's a stupid question.
That question reminds me of the Balls Coup. A very nice position, I might add. You, as West, hold 985432. Dummy, North, holds AKQJ107. Declarer leads the 6 toward dummy. Notrump contract. What do you play?
The technically correct play is the 8, of course (or the 9, perhaps with suit-preference implications). But, I contend that if you actually play the 8 or 9, you prove that you have no balls. Hence, this coup of leading toward AKQJ107 is a way of separating out people who need to be mocked, for their own good. A Balls Coup, if you will, related the the squeeze to gain the count. You are just counting something other than cards.
Sure, you might hook the 7, but that is quite rude. It is simply poor form to make a play that takes advantage of someone for having the minimal balls required to duck in this situation. It is also quite rude to look at a small card played by West, ponder it, and rise with the Ace with great assurance that this is the correct play. This implies that you are confident that the suit splits because you know that West lacks the balls necessary to duck. Quite poor form.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.