[jillybean]

After all the stuff about bad TD’s, its time for a little humor the other way...

Complaint after a bad board:
xxxxxx1: board 3 unfair top to ops its not a random deal.

Excuse for wanting leave tournament (after being told deserters are being tracked)
xxxxxx2: its dragging (no time added to clock) and I have an emergency doctors appointment

Player after being removed for making dummy claims and refusing to stop talking at table:
xxxxx3: i,m director too from 1993 with diploma from AMSTERDAM

On psyches:
Yes PSYCH'S are allowed after one round. Psych's are usually used as interference, you can not alert a psych as something else if asked to alert. You must explain that its interference.

After Opps open 4♥ 3rd position
I have been playing this game for 20years, in a real tournament that bid would not be allowed

I haven't collected all of them....

[olegru]

5. recently I got compain from a player about the lead out of turn
6. "Director, how to play bridge?" - I wasn't actualy too surprised to find "expert" in profile of that player.

[jillybean]

My original post has been altered! Eeejit is unacceptable but asshole is ok?

http://forums.bridge...?showtopic=9559

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[inquiry]

jillybean2, on Aug 17 2005, 08:23 PM, said:

My original post has been altered! Eeejit is unacceptable but asshole is ok?

http://forums.bridge...?showtopic=9559

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No doubt that your original post was edited because EeeJit looks like a user nickname. We don not allow you, me, or anyone else to post things about users that belittle them. No doubt Eeejit was slang for Idiot, and I suspect there is no user with this nickname (as of right now, there is not). But the editing if for no other reason than users don't have the tools to find out if htere is such a member, so it looks as if you were slandering someone (something you would never do, I am sure).

As for asshole, maybe it hasn't been found yet by the moderators (well i have read it now, and not done anything about it there, your use here, or my reply), or mabye one or more moderators have read it and are mulling over what to do with it. I see no reason to delete it right now. But who knows, others may disagree with me, or if it becomes an issue, I may change my mind.

[the hog]

eejit is Irish for idiot!
rofl

[jillybean]

inquiry, on Aug 17 2005, 06:06 PM, said:

No doubt that your original post was edited because EeeJit looks like a user nickname.

Well, OK - I took care to remove names and if someone is fooled into thinking
EeeJit1, EeeJit2 and Eeejit3 are the actual players - they should have top spot