Posted 2005-June-23, 10:14
1) Thanks for a hilarious thread.
2) I think the joke goes something like this:
Inspector: Were you there when the gentleman died?
Butler: No sir, I was in the adjoining room, I could hear everything but couldn't see.
Inspector: What did you hear?
Butler: I heard "2 Clubs, pass, pass, pass, bang! bang! bang!"
3) Whatever you gain on passing 2 Clubs, you will almost certainly lose in your partner's concentration over the next few hands as he thinks, "what the hell?" and his terrifying uncertainty the next time he picks up a 2 club hand.
4) Partner may have game in his hand and only be waiting for you to let him know if there's a slam.
5) The bigger point:
Pass in this situation reveals a nearly complete narcissism in that you are "captaining" the hand in a situation you have absolutely no right to.
In any auction, information is exchanged until one person has enough to make a decision or to pose the key question to the other person.
In some auctions that's obvious, many 1 NT openings for example, make responder the captain. In other auctions it's not, but a) never assume you are the person captaining, and b ) never grab the captaincy when it clearly belongs to your partner.
This is what the understanding of balancing is all about.
I give another example:
You open 3 diamonds
Pass
Pass
3 Hearts
What do you do now? Well, with many many hands, the answer is obvious: Pass.
Why? Because presumably your 3 diamonds opening gave p a very good picture of your hand, and since he knows what you have and you don't know what he has, why not let the partner with the better knowledge make the decision?
6) So in summary, this is not the answer for experts, and if you have a partnership understanding that could survive or even welcome 2 clubs - pass, then great.
But for most beginning and intermediate players, 2 clubs - pass is like pouring acid on the foundations, you are saying "partner, I can't trust you" and, more damaging still, "partner, you can't trust me." You are inviting your partner to abandon your bidding system on very little provocation, and that will invite a kind of free flow bidding which is no communicative, effective, relaxing, accurate, or enjoyable.
It's Ok to want to take big risks, but the purpose of bidding is to make them calculated risks. A risk taken without information is not a calculated one.