MP Instant tourney, best hand South
Not really a bidding poll; A quiet 3♠ seems middle of the road here. But I was intrigued by the options available when I moused over the other legal possibilities:
Pass = "No suitable call -- 4+ C; 5- D; 5- H; 4+ S; 12-20 total points" (so far so good)
Dbl = "4+ C; 5-D; 5- H; rebiddable S; 16+ total points" (a bit odd, but OK)
2N = "2-5 C; 2-5 D; 2-5 H; 2-5 S; 21-23 HCP; stop in D; stop in H" (WTF??)
3♣ = "Twice rebiddable C; 20+ total points" (no mention of Spades)
3♦ = "2-4 C; 2-4 D; 2-4 H; 2-4 S; 18+ total points; at best stop in D" (another WTF? And anyway, what on earth does "at best stop in D" mean?)
3♥ = "Twice rebiddable H; 22+ total points" (Woah there, trigger!)
3♠ = "4+ C; 5- D; 5- H; 4+ S; 12-19 total points" (almost sane)
3N = "2-5 C; 2-5 D; 2-4 H; 2-4 S; 22-25 HCP; stop in D; stop in H" (and so we return to Dante's 7th circle of hell)
I was about to stop at 3N, but then as Willie Carson would say, "there's more!"
4♣ = "3- S; twice rebiddable C; 23-25 total points" (erm. Haven't we already promised 4+ S?)
4♦ = "4+ S; 18+ total points" (Woah there, trigger! So, 3♠ shows up to 19 total points, but 4♦ shows 18+??)
OK have to stop here. The tourney timed out and I have lost the hand now.

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