I held
and opened a 13-15 NT in 3rd seat. Tournament rules said nothing about disallowing psyches. TD was playing. Anyway, partner went a bit overboard and we ended up in 5H doubled. My hand goes down as dummy, and the conversation goes as follows: (RHO was silent throughout)
LHO: What?
LHO: 1 point
Partner: 3
P: K=3
LHO: You bid 1NT and alerted 13-15
LHO: mr what is this?
Me: Yes thats correct
LHO: I called TD
Partner: well, psyche isn't disallowed is it?
me: it was a psyche
LHO: you alerted and said 13-15 HCP
Me: Yes, that is what our agreement is
LHO: Look at your alert
At this point, I'm starting to get wound up. LHO was one of these self-confessed experts you get these days.
Partner: hahahahaha
Me: I don't have to tell you what is in my hand, I have to tell you what our agreement is about what my bid shows
Partner: Mate, I thought you were expert, do you not know what a psyche is?
LHO: It's not, you alerted and said 13-15
LHO: It's lying
Me: Call the director then
Me: It is a psyche. It is 100% legal
LHO: I did
LHO: but you were lying
Me: THAT IS WHAT A PSYCHE IS!!!!
LHO: You said 13-15 alerted by you
LHO: It is not psychic if you are not alerted yes but you were lying us
LHO: It's a lie
Me: I only alerted because a weak NT isn't considered standard on BBO
Me: that was the only reason
Me: and my alert was only telling you our agreement about what my bid shows
Partner: (LHO's name) are you going to play or not?
LHO: Look what you have written on your alert 13-15 HCP you said why were you lying then
Me: partner has assumed I have 13-15 HCP and bid accordingly
LHO: No I am not until TD is coming
LHO: It's a lie
Me: TD is playing and can't come
At this point we get an announcement from the playing TD
TD: TD is playing and somne problems can't be solved right now. But you can tell me after the tournament
LHO: Not nice you are lying not psychic
Me: I do not have to tell you that my bid is a psyche
Me: And it is 100% legal to psyche. If you don't believe me I suggest you learn how to play bridge before starting these arguments
LHO: you shouldn't lie
LHO: Why 13-15 HCP alerted by you
LHO: It's A LIE
Automated announcement: you have been replaced from this tournament....
My partner was similarly booted. I was never able to find the TD afterwards, as he/she logged off before I could get a chance

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