I'd say even 3♦ has no chance.
East has
♣AKQxx
♦x
♥Axxx
♠xxx
which is an awkward hand to have when someone opens clubs.
North has
♠KJ
♥KQJ (x)
♦KJx (x)
♣xxxx
Of course East has a shoddy quality
Michael's hand
Just bid 3♦ not because it makes but because it makes it even more awkward for opponents to choose what to bid.

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