JLOGIC, on 2011-September-24, 07:03, said:
Don't worry, you'll never have a hand like this again in your entire life!

True, as long as you don't play in "ghoulash" events online, which suspect this might have been.
I can't use bridgebrowser to do statistics etc because it finds sooooo many of these hands in tournaments on bbo, but not in main room.
This is a misiry hand. This is a two suiter, with "two losers" by Misiry standards. I would open 2nt (club preempt or strong two suiter with hearts and either spades or diamonds as a second suit). West will bid 3S and east 4S i guess. So when i make my next bid, i would probably lie through my teeth (based on their known fit) and say i have a red two suiter with no loser. The logic being that we must have a fit in one of them (partner didn't support clubs, they have huge fit in spades). At worse we might need a diamond hook (if partner has long hearts and only three diamonds). if partner has long diamonds, we are golden. .