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I thought this was funny, from an "emotions of the game" standpoint.
Dealt: ♠J109x ♥QJx ♦Axx ♣AQx. Dealer, white on red.
It's matchpoints, and I'm feeling devious tonight.
1NT opening (14+ to 17-)
Hope I get away with this.
Partner bids 2♣.
Better not encourage partner with this garbage.
2♦-P-3NT
Right dummy, please!
heart lead, Dummy: ♠AQxx ♥Kxx ♦K10xxx ♣J
Uh oh.
RHO wions Ace, club back.
*****!!!
Small-small-Jack.
Whew! Actually, cool.
Diamond toward hand, 8-Ace-pitch.
Awsome!!! F'n eh!
Spade jack-small-small-King. Diamond Q-small-pitch-King. Run spades, heart King, small heart to hand -- RHO pitches the diamond jack.
WTF?!?!? I suppose it is a Christmas party. But, you just ruined my play!!! I mean, sure, I make an impossible +460, which is surely a top, but you ruined my squeeze!!!
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