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I just saw something about a lot of women coming forward to claim that they had an affair with Tiger Woods.
Anything you feel like sharing??????
Tiger Woods Confessions
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Posted 2009-December-02, 15:47
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Posted 2009-December-02, 16:41
Are you asking me or your wife?
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Posted 2009-December-02, 16:47
I don't know for sure, but it looks like the next time Tiger tees it up he will have to get his balls back from his wife.
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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Posted 2009-December-02, 16:48
kenberg, on Dec 2 2009, 05:41 PM, said:
Are you asking me or your wife?
heheheheheh... i liked what he had to say about it... it's nobody's business, it's between him and his wife
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There, I feel better.
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Posted 2009-December-04, 11:24
From "The Ballad of John & Yoko"
Indeed.
Quote
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said, say what're you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to get us some peace
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said, say what're you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to get us some peace
Indeed.
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Posted 2009-December-04, 14:10
He was only trying to get him some piece.
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Posted 2009-December-04, 14:57
Lobowolf, on Dec 4 2009, 03:10 PM, said:
He was only trying to get him some piece.
That was always the meaning I attached to the song.
Ken
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Posted 2009-December-04, 15:13
luke warm, on Dec 2 2009, 05:48 PM, said:
kenberg, on Dec 2 2009, 05:41 PM, said:
Are you asking me or your wife?
heheheheheh... i liked what he had to say about it... it's nobody's business, it's between him and his wife
So, it was a 3-way?
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Posted 2009-December-04, 21:17
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Posted 2009-December-05, 07:46
I don't understand what the controversy is all about. Any golfer knows about the provisional ball rule.
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Posted 2009-December-05, 08:17
I didn't have sex with that man.
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Posted 2009-December-05, 08:46
I saw him once hit a shot left-handed so I know he swings both ways.
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Posted 2009-December-05, 12:34
helene_t, on Dec 5 2009, 09:17 AM, said:
I didn't have sex with that man.
ROFL!!
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Posted 2009-December-05, 14:17
This would be such a non-story in Europe where late night TV doesn't matter.
It's so important here to raise the quality of the late night monologues. Lettermans take on it is something to look forward to as opposed to whatever the Europeans do instead.
None of this would have happened to Tiger if he was a devoted fan of Jimmy Kimmel.
It's so important here to raise the quality of the late night monologues. Lettermans take on it is something to look forward to as opposed to whatever the Europeans do instead.
None of this would have happened to Tiger if he was a devoted fan of Jimmy Kimmel.
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Posted 2009-December-07, 04:36
Wasn't there a commercial a few years ago where a lot of people (kids?) stare at the screen and say "I am Tiger Woods"?
The current drama is has some similarities -- lots of women lined up, staring at the screen and sayind "I did Tiger Woods"
The current drama is has some similarities -- lots of women lined up, staring at the screen and sayind "I did Tiger Woods"
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Posted 2009-December-07, 16:46
The interesting question is will the number of women coming forward and claiming ex-mistress status surpass the total number of major golf tournaments won by Woods (14 and counting - majors, not women.).
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Posted 2009-December-07, 16:49
helene_t, on Dec 5 2009, 09:17 AM, said:
I didn't have sex with that man.
What definition of "is" are you using?
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IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk
e: "Maybe God remembered how cute you were as a carrot."
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Posted 2009-December-07, 19:09
If you want to be polyamorous, declare yourself as polyamorous and enjoy yourself.
But the secret is to be honest and ethical about it. Read "The Ethical Slut". It's a good book
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