axman, on Sep 22 2009, 06:34 PM, said:
definition, idiot: someone who knows that his score depends on the location of the HK, yet, does nothing about it.
Definition of "non bridge player": Someone who doesn't understand that declarer cannot do anything about the location of the
♥K.
Clarification for non bridge players: The
♥K is either with RHO giving declarer N tricks or with LHO giving him N+1 tricks (after taking the finesse in hearts). In the game of bridge declarer is not allowed to apply physical force on either opponent to move the
♥K from RHO to LHO.
Glossary of terms:
♥K: pronounce: "King of hearts", second highest card in the heart suit
RHO: Right hand opponent, the opponent who is sitting on the right side of the player in question (in this case declarer, see declarer)
Declarer: The player that plays the contract and has committed to winning a specified number of tricks (see trick)
Trick: Round of card play that can either be won or lost
LHO: Left hand opponent, the opponent who is sitting on the left side of the player in question
Finesse: Highly advanced play that will win a player an extra trick if a specific card is held by a specific opponent, but not when it's held by the other opponent.
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But you make a good point. This is a nice idea for a new game that we could call "American Footbridge" (or, if you are British, "Rugbridge") where it
would be allowed to use physical force to move cards from one player to another. "American Footbridge" might appeal to physically fitter people with slightly violent tendencies. It also would make great TV. I can already hear the commentators:
"Aaaand we're back with Monday Night Footbridge... Only two seconds left in the round.. What will the Vikings do now? Brett Farve is going for the hail Mary. The deuce is flying, flying, ... The hearts are lining up in the end zone... the deuce is flying to the queen and .... It's intercepted by RHO's king! The Dallas Aces beat the Viki... Wait, folks.. Wait... There is a flag on the table...A flag near dummy's bidding box... The TD is consulting some players...This may take a while for the officials to sort out...Well, Brother Lucius, let's go to BBO movie to get the replay...Oh, I see the TD has made a ruling already.... He rules interference...It's interference! Automatic overtrick!! Automatic overtriiiick!!!!! Vikings wiiiiiinnnnn!"
Oh, I am so looking forward to Thanksgiving. Thanks for the wonderful suggestion.
Rik
I want my opponents to leave my table with a smile on their face and without matchpoints on their score card - in that order.
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