Bob Clayton is the nicest guy in the world and has never played a day of duplicate in his entire life. Our pre-game consisted of:
"Do you know Stayman and Transfers"
"No"
"OK, Strong 2's and Blackwood then"
"Fine"
In the end, I basically bid as though my father did not know what a single call meant. I think we had one auction our way that had four bids; otherwise it was jumping to game and slam. Nearly 56% got us a section 4th and his first .42 blacks.
One humorous hand:
Scoring: MP
He led the ♣A against 6N and shifted to the ♦TEN. Now, declarer should never get this wrong, but strange things happen in weak games. She won the Q and hooked against my "Jack". She was fit to be tied and thought the lead of a T from JT was 'unethical'.
He explained later that he knew he was going to have to hold onto diamonds on the endgame and that retaining the Jack would help him keep better track of the suit because its higher of course. LOL.

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