[sceptic]

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah,isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

7. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

8. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

9. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

[skjaeran]

Didn't you dare to type number 10?

[sceptic]

you have seen my posts, by now you should know I cant count

[inquiry]

sceptic, on Jan 21 2008, 03:41 PM, said:

you have seen my posts,  by now you should know I cant count

omg you didn't just say that.....

We didn't know your couldn't count from your post, we knew it from your bridge.

This post has been edited by inquiry: 2008-January-21, 14:58

[paulg]

10. Ron Pickering at the Montreal Olympics, "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class".

[Walddk]

13. Brian Johnston, BBC TV, 1976: The bowler's holding the batsman's willey. (Oval Test, England v W Indies, referring to Michael Holding and Peter Willey).

[Kaapo]

Once a BBO commentator was commentating on a ladies match. At a late point of a certain board's play, he probably meant to say something like this: "She has a complete count."

Unfortunately the last word was missing one important letter...

[han]

I like nr 7.

[pclayton]

I was working on a new shopping center project about 7 years ago. I sent out an email to about 300 people whom I wanted to attend a Public Hearing.

Public had a letter missing. No prizes for guessing which one.

[Al_U_Card]

There is also the classic self-defeating signage instruction during an election:

No. 1
Vote So and So.

Perhaps using the # would have been preferable to describe the candidate's status?