Posted 2008-January-13, 22:29
I think that most folks look at direct splinters all wrong. The question should not be, IMO, whether the bid is an asking bid or a telling bid. The question should be as to what works best in the context of a whole systemic approach.
Take, for instance, the two hands proposed in the initial post (responding to a 1♥ opening):
♠xxx ♥KQxx ♦x ♣AKJxx
♠Axx ♥KQxx ♦x ♣KJxxx
To me, the first is wildly inappropriate for an immediate splinter, because I have a better option in mind. I start with a 2/1 2♣ call, expecting a very high likelihood of a 2♦ rebid by partner, after which I can establish hearts as trumps (2♥). When it matters, partner will cuebid 2♠. If he cannot cuebid 2♠, and hence lacks a spade control, I will sign off and keep all things a mystery. If he bids 2♠, I can jump to 4♦, which systemically for me will show two of the top three hearts, a stiff diamond, three of the top for clubs, and no spade control. Exactly what I have. So, no splinter. (The alternative-auction scenarios play out relatively well, also.) This has nothing to do with "definitions," or "ask-vs-tell." It has to do with alternative options and avoiding redundancy.
So, what about the second hand? With this hand, I could also start 2♣. I still expect a 2♦ rebid to be frequent. If so, I bid 2♥ setting trumps. If partner can cue 2♠, that is nice. 2NT is no concern, as I have spade control. So, I think through what my most-likely-sequence options will be. I cannot cue 2NT because I have good trumps. I cannot cue 3♣ because my clubs are lousy. I cannot cue 3♦ because I do not have a diamond honor (with stiff Queen, I may very well opt 2/1 with this pattern). I end up with a redundant 3♥ cuebid, confirming a spade control (if Opener bypassed 2♠) and confirming the two top hearts. Little is shown of my hand, except negatives. If life is good, and partner bid 3♠ or 3NT, I have a tough time bidding the club control and the diamond shortness control, as they are touching controls. If partner cues 4♣, I cannot know whether it is the Ace or the Queen. I dislike the most likely follow-up, and the less frequent auctions are worse. So, I start with a splinter.
Again, the decision on the second option is not so much "asking" or "telling" or definitional, although a "definition" exists -- a "cuebid troubled splinter." Parameters are general, case-by-case specifics might be inferred by partner looking at this hand.
Now, one could define the immediate splinter by ask-vs-tell standards, as I do with picture splinters. But, the difference IMO is that the direct is too early, without any prep work. A specific picture splinter only makes sense in the context of a foundation of a few initial calls. The direct splinter, if too defined, would be extremely remote in occurrence. I consider the direct splinter to be the ugly stepchild, gaining its definition from inference of all other options. Not right for a picture splinter, and not right for cuebidding. The residue, defined by predicted problems.
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