Abbreviations: HSoENAoAD means Homo Sapiens of European, Northern African or Western Asian Decent. HSoSSAA means Homo Sapiens of Sub-Saharan African Decent. (Wasn't sure which familiar terms are appropriate at the moment so I used the value-neutral terms).
Staring:
W: White business traveler
B: Black business traveler
R: Hotel receptionist
P: Painter working at a construction site
C: Train conductor
W arrives at a hotel and asks for a room.
R: "Here is your room key, sir. Have a nice stay".
Five minutes later, B arrives.
R: "I'm sorry sir, this is a white-only hotel. I can't help you. I'm sorry about that".
B walks to a construction site down the road, where he finds P, chalking a wall.
B: "Please sir, I'm in desperate need of chalk. Can I have some of yours?"
P: "Of course, sir. Help yourself".
B smears chalk in his face and returns to the hotel.
R: "Welcome sir, here is your room key. Have a nice stay".
B: "Thank you. Oh, one more thing. I need to catch the first train for the congress center tomorrow morning. Could you wake me up?"
R: "Of course, sir. No problem."
Next morning, the wake-up call:
R: "Good morning, sir. Time to get up. Your train departs at 7h50 from platform 3 at the central station".
The business traveler catches the train and takes a seat. After the train has set off, C arrives.
C: "I'm sorry sir, this is a black-only train. You will have to leave at the first stop. Sorry about that".
The business traveler sees the train restroom and start rubbing the chalk off his face. But no matter how hard he rubs, his face stays white. WTF?
Then he realizes that the receptionist woke up the wrong business traveler.
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Is this poll appropriate? You be the judge
#1
Posted 2007-October-20, 04:29
The world would be such a happy place, if only everyone played Acol :) --- TramTicket
#2
Posted 2007-October-20, 05:06
i think not
and i disappeared
and i disappeared
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
George Carlin
George Carlin
#3
Posted 2007-October-20, 05:37
I think you have segregated people into two main steroetypes and you should be ashamed of yourself Helene
do you expect anyone to tick the last box?
do you expect anyone to tick the last box?
#4
Posted 2007-October-20, 05:47
sceptic, on Oct 20 2007, 01:37 PM, said:
I think you have segregated people into two main steroetypes and you should be ashamed of yourself Helene
Agree with that. Not sure how to modify the poll to avoid that issue. Maybe a story about a bunch of people with varying hair curvature, skin reflection coefficient, lip thickness etc without any two being similar, would be better.
The world would be such a happy place, if only everyone played Acol :) --- TramTicket
#5
Posted 2007-October-20, 07:41
I know the same joke in a different context. John walks on one side of the river and thinks, hey, isn't that Bill over there? Let me not wave because it might not actually be him. Bill on the other side thinks hey, that guy looks a lot like John. Hmm, I might look silly if I wave and it isn't!
They get to a bridge and cross, turns out it's neither!
Anyway, I'm wondering what W, B, R, P and C were staring at.
They get to a bridge and cross, turns out it's neither!
Anyway, I'm wondering what W, B, R, P and C were staring at.
Please note: I am interested in boring, bog standard, 2/1.
- hrothgar
- hrothgar
#6
Posted 2007-October-20, 07:44
i think your comment was very inappropriate Han
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
George Carlin
George Carlin
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