Posted 2007-September-05, 14:29
The obvious practical solution seems to be a transfer followed by 6♥.
But, I'm not so sure that this is necessary. Why not have aspirations? Why not sniff?
I'd start 3♦. Partner is allowed to super-accept, in which case 5♦ from you would presumably be Exclusion. If you get the answer you want (three), that will be a bid of 5♥ (normal style) or 5♠ (1430). With a probable 10 trumps, or 9 with partner having the A/Q, you can bid 5♠ over the former to ask for the needed spade contribution.
Partner probably will not super-accept (he never does when you need it). So, now you bid 3♠, presumably forcing. Hopefully partner will pick a major, and you do the same essential thing again. (Maybe he is even crazy and makes some 4♣ or 4♦ call, whatever y'all have agreed that to mean.)
Worst case is when partner bid 3NT. Now, you could simply bid 5♠, forcing a pick. Hopefully, if partner has AQAQ in the majors and an outside Ace, he will have the decency to bid that outside Ace. With AQ in one major, Ax in the other, and BOTH outside Aces, he better bid the grand however you bid.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.
P - P - 2NT - P
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