Posted 2007-August-21, 18:14
I have to admit, I'm getting really confused on this one. More so the more I look at this thing.
Partner's pass of 2♣-X (missed the double somehow) was "effectively a minimum," whatever that silliness means. He has a five-card heart suit, but not a "good" suit. So, it apparently shows a long, weak suit, apparently AJxxx(x)+.
My 2NT call is not forcing, apparently. This seems odds, because I now must bid game opposite an "effective minimum" immediately, jamming our auction miserably. But, OK.
Partner now transferred, which may end the auction. So, when I bid a mere 3♥, this was passable. So, I have a minimum.
Partner now makes a slam try with an effective minimum opposite a minimum. I have very little idea what this shows. The only time I could ever imagine making a slam try with minimum-opposite-minimum is when I'm seeking a 4-4 fit over the 5-3 fit (empathetic splinter situation). Very strange. He's seeking a slam in some unknown side suit.
Now, partner later denies a stiff diamond or the diamond King. If the double of 2♣ was real, then partner cannot be seeking a club slam. That's too weird. But, partner cannot have all that much on the side.
Maybe Qxx-Axxxx-QJxx-x?
But, the more I think about this, how is this or any other hand that I have suggested an "effective minimum" but slammish???
What would partner need to bid 2♥ or 3♥ over 2♣-X?
Wow. OK -- I think I might have a fell on this one now. It seems that partner must have a wild red two-suiter. Wait! That makes no sense -- why not bid 4♦ with that?
I almost give up. I cannot figure out what possible hand partner could have to show an "effective minimum," transfer to hearts, hear a passable acceptence of the transfer, and then make a "general slam try" rather than a 4♦ slam try.
One more try. xx-AJxxxx-xxxx-x. Partner needs AK-KQx-AKQ-blank. He needed two top hearts for an immediate 2♥ call. He cannot bid 3♥ either. His diamond suck, so he cannot bid 4♦ after the transfer. He needs primes not in clubs. Naw! That makes no sense -- I just bid 2NT and must have stoppers/wastage in clubs.
Try again! x-AJxxxx-xxxx-xx? Partner cannot splinter, and 4♦ looks sickly.
Nope. Too esoteric.
OK, I give. Can anyone possibly construct what the Hell Responder has for this auction, when looking at this hand for Opener???
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.
2♣ x P P
2NT P 3♦ x
3♥ P 4♣ P
4♦ x 4♥ P
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