Posted 2007-July-29, 10:44
1. Do I want to be in slam?
Not sure. I'm having trouble calculating all of the odds and accounting for any number of lead options. I seem to think that I'd like, on average, to declare 6♦ in the South hand, unless I get this nice diamond lead.
2. Auction in my preferred methods?
This is tough, also. On a bad day, I might decide to do something stupid with the North hand, like opening 3NT. That creates a strange auction. Responder can count seven diamond tricks, a club, and two hearts, which gets us up to 10. If the spade is right, 11. If the hearts come in for an extra trick, 12. He might stab at 4♦ (asking for a shortness control), which achieves 4♥, which is not the hoped-for 5♣ (other minor -- 4NT says "nope"). But, that was more expected. Alternatively, Responder could just blast, as a stiff is actually neither needed nor desired in hearts. This gets 6♦ "right-sided."
Alternatively, Opener starts with 1♦.
Responder 1♥.
Opener 1♠.
Responder 2♣ (GF, artificial).
Opener 2♦.
Responder 2♥.
Opener 3♦.
Responder 3♠ (notrump probe).
Opener 3NT.
Pass-Pass-Pass.
3. Play of the Hand.
I like bhall's line.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.