After bidding 2♣, p passed, and I dun have the guts to bid any higher. I led the ♣5 against 4♠, which p ruffed immediately with ♠5. I was hoping in my mind, "Hearts! Hearts! Hearts!" And there comes the ♥9, I ruffed with ♠9. After 4 tricks of cross-ruffing, declarer was -1. He was apparently too shocked, and made one further mistake after taking down my ♣Q - led the ♥3, which I ruffed with ♠K. Down 2.
However, we still lost, in IMPs. Take a look at the traveller, there're lots of crazy results... X's as well as XX's.
http://online.bridgebase.com/myhands/hands...1322557-5786679
What makes this hand more interesting was that there was no viable contract for EW, but there's one for NS - 4♦ can be made, although that also gives EW IMPs.
What do you think about this hand? How can you and ur usual p bid this hand? What would u and ur usual p do in ur favourite system, both as NS and EW, as declarer or defender?
This hand is just complete anarchy...

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Bidding:
W N E S
- - - P
1♥ P 1♠ 2♣
2♠ P 4♠ P
P P
Opening Lead: ♣5
Result: 4♠E-2
+3.33 IMP to EW