Posted 2006-March-01, 21:10
Well, one issue at a time:
Chamaco has it about pegged. If you really get into the game, and the people you become friends with are trying as hard as they can to understand, just as you are, all of you will be reading, talking, arguing, pushing, and pulling, trying to get just one thing right, out of several kabillion. You'll try to pick the minds of people who seem to know what they are doing, and you'll spend tons of money on books. All of that. What you will learn after going through the same process but different situations, is that the "middle-of-the-road" conclusions will work almost all of the time, and once in a while, out of the corner of your eye, you'll spot something wierd...a way to deal with an odd problem that doesn't quite fit the mold. What you do about it depends on how big your curiosity bump is. Nobody, me in the forefront, says that working out how to deal with the small percentage situations is wrong. There is a problem, however. You may be able to spot those, and determine that they are "different" from the norm.
What I am dealing with is a lot of people who want to learn to play. I want them to learn to play, too. (I started to type this, but in the interest of harmony...lol..) In my opinion, for whatever that is worth, when Joe Bridge Player, a beginner/intermediate/advanced(try defining that one) player, is trying to get a real mountain of information so he can use it to feel comfortable, as opposed to a wrung out dishrag, he needs to know what usually will work and what he won't look like a bumbling idiot doing. As he reads and starts to understand, there are a whole lot of ways to skin a cat at bridge, but he needs to have that middle ground solid. That said, all you have to do is hang around people trying to get there and if you are paying attention, you are going to see some things you won't believe. This has to do with practical application of knowledge. Example: Hannie was talking about the bidding drill I was overseeing, with the auctions starting 1s-2s. Yeah, I know, as well as you do that if opener now rebids 3H and responder rebids 4H, there is a good chance that Hearts, not Spades is the best trump suit. On the other hand, suppose one of these folks has just read about "advance Q bids", more likely here, Joe doesn't really know what 3H means? Or he is totally unclear about when to bid 3H as a long suit game try or rebid 3S as a general power game try? All of this stuff gets wound up in a knot. Joe doesn't know, he hasn't got a good enough grasp on the basics to know. My response: (some things understood, without being nitpicked). Spades are trumps (understood to mean: at your skill level and experience). The quote, "Written in Stone" (understood to mean: at your skill level and experience). Hyperbole is a classic way to make a strong point. (Exceptions understood...there are exceptions to exactly everything at bridge). Joe needs to understand that he can count on something, spades being trumps. This his partner is not going to strand him if he trots out a Q bid on a void. (The question here is not when the last time this happened to you, but how many times has it happened when you were sorting this stuff out?). Joe doesn't realize yet, that for certain sure, 1s-3s-4H is a Q bid. If he learns that 1s-2s-3H-4H is a way to find a different trump suit, what about 1s-3s-4h?
All I try to do is get people "about right", when they are all over the lot. Down the road, they can explore the odd things, it's certainly a treat waiting for them. Getting bent out of shape about the way I make a point is strange...you say middle-of-the-road isn't always the best place. I agree. But how about getting them "on the road, at all" before worrying about worrying about skirting the edges?
Re: Cherdano's note: I learned to play in a different world than that. My ears, in f2f games or online, tell me nothing has changed. What I see (and hear) is people catching hell from more experienced players because "they were too stupid" to make "normal" bids. Do you really think that most bridge players have the good humor, patience, and understanding to appreciate a lesser experienced player trying to figure out a solution to a problem at the table, getting a zero (or losing 12 IMP) because that inexperienced player spotted one of those non-middle-of-the-road hands and did his best to deal with it? Yeah, right! Dreamer. IMHO (see? there I go again), get 'em up and running...pointed in the best direction with all the wheels touching the ground, we'll teach 'em how to deal with the hairpin curves later. If they are off target to start (and how many teachers do you know, online or off take the time to reach critical depths before going on to the next item of business? If you try teaching, it will dawn on you that your students or you might die of old age before you get enough covered for them to have any fun at all), they will never need to know the nifty little things, they will wipe out on the flat, dry straighaways.
Re Hrothgar's note: You try flash analyzing 50 hands an hour, while monitoring bidding woes, and answering questions at the same time. See how perfect your analysis is. Again, a way to get it close to right, that's all.
On the example you gave, we obviously have a different concept of how good those bids are. We also have different opinions about how much Q's and J's contribute to game contracts as well as how little 4333 patterns contribute. There seems to be a problem, too, with which partner should be aggressive when needed, too. Those problems are certainly debatable, and while from a "pure bridge" standpoint, I am not saying that this is the Word, from a "teaching folks how to get close" standpoint, this is my best opinion. Frankly, I wouldn't bid game on that hand if you held a gun to my head. That said, and that strongly, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that 30% the time, it made. And, if it made 50% of the time, my best opinion is that you are missing games by not making aggressive enough games with opener's hands, far too often.
re Lukewarm's input: I think he is right, about the world view. I "know" this because I play with the folks who attend my lectures, I watch them play, all of that. Want an example: I put together a team game of attendees. I kinds just stuck them in slots, no real organized partnerships. 6 boards. They swung a ton of IMPs...seems like 60? Yeah, I know, brilliancies can occur...opening leads, slams, etc. Guess again. Virtually all were mistakes, easy to spot and easy to avoid with full control of "The Basics".
re Sigi's note: First I dont like "rules". Reason why? A newer player cannot remember 'em all. They get lost in the deep blue of all the other rules. People get things muddled together, misremembered, messing with rules. My approach is to pick one subject....Hannie mentioned he was there with game tries over major openings. We have first discussed how to evaluate cards, one at time, then how to evaluate hands, where the cards are residing (go read the notes) exhaustively. Then we discussed the how's and whys of a 1-2 raise, and finally got to game tries, a logical next step. Using what we learned before, we discussed game tries until I just ran out of things to say, and we went to the partnership bidding room, where I had set up constraits for the random hand generator. The object was to put all this theory to work, and the key to that is see a lot of hands go by. We applied this as best we could, under the idea of "experience is the best teacher" and I pointed out, while whizzing by hands, admittedly. There's not enough time in any one session to hammer in the points about game tries, and discuss defense too...just not enough...you try it, it's impossible. You gotta narrow your focus and get one thing right...next time, another thing right, and right to me doesn't mean memorizing rules. It means digging down real deep and truely understanding why. It also means, that for now, without the experience to grasp it all, my students can get it right most of the time, and in particular, not shooting their own toes off.
Last comment: I missed responding to this, and Hrothgar commented on it, as an example of something wrong I said, I suppose, but didn't go into any detail. He correctly reported that I said that the auction of 1s-2s precluded slam possibilities. I did, and here is why I said that:
1. I'll mention one more time the concept of getting newer players in position to do reasonably well. With practice and time, they can get to pretty decent. If their basics are strong, they have a chance of getting beyond that. Any step beyond that, however, they will see that there are strange things lurking about the edges of what they have worked so hard to learn...little exceptions to exactly everything.
We both know you can concoct "magic hands" that the hands that start an auction of 1s-2s can make a slam. That is true, no problem at all with that. The problem I have is the math, and your use of it to take potshots. So, like luke said, let logic prevail. In my not real humble opinion, you either are being a s***-disturber or you just haven't thought about this at all. Consider: A 1s bid is not a 2c bid. Therefore, it is limited, by your defination of the strength/loser count of 2c. My concept of standard bidding is, after a few years of playing, that 2c is not a game force, but with a one-suiter, being within one trick of game, and as the hand gets better, in terms of losers and high cards, it's more and more likely to be opened 2c. So, for arguments' sake, let's assume a 1s bid is limited to...er....21 points...say maybe even 22 if mostly soft values. Let's say that a 2s raise is limited to 9 high cards, that's about standard, I think. Do the math. 30-31 highs, total. Did you notice that, without extraordinary distribution, along with both partners having all they can have, the very most, you don't have a slam. It takes something rare and special for this to occur over 1s-2s. I think, so far, this is hard to argue with, after all, it is sorta a basic of the "approach-forcing" concept of bidding, a very old term dealing with how we bid standard and 2/1, today.
Why is that? Because very, very good bidders, with today's modern tools, probably won't be able to bid more than 1 of 20 of those hands. Don't like that estimate? Go to a Regional, and read the score sheets. Add up the 480's and 680's where that score is consistant and see how many times the obviously making slam got bid. So, 1 of 20, 1 of 10, who cares? 1 of 20 might be high, I donno. Now, take all the other times the bidding got started 1s-2s. How many times is this auction going to produce 12 tricks? My experience says about 1 in a thousand, maybe worse. Let's get real frisky, and say 1 of 500. So, being very conservative with my argument, 1 of 500 hands work and of those 500, one of ten has any shot at getting bid......my math says that 1 of 5000 occurrances, what does yours say? So...I tell beginners/intermediates/advanced players to forget the slam over 1Major-2Major? Why, it's got a shot, once in 5000 hands...how remiss of me. And that's assuming players who can play the shine off a ceramic plate. Hmmmmm...and you think I ought to retract what I said? Not on your life. This leaves me with a question, Hrothgar. Do you ever really consider what you say, or do you just babble something out there and see if anybody pays any attention to it?
Let me make a suggestion: Rather than making this personal, how about saying, "Bob said thus-and-so". I disagree, and here's why". Is that too tuff? Then, if I chose, could rebut your argument, and you could clarify, if you chose, and at some point, we'd probably run out of logical stuff to say. At that point, any interested parties could read both of our positions and think hard and decide what makes the best sense to them. Regardless of which side they took, they'd learn a whole lot about the subject, which is, after all, the point, I think.
A bonus might be to stop the counter-productive stuff, which I am willing to do, and which I resort to when pushed on. The bonus for you might be that you aren't doing too well with it, messing with me, and you could stand a break from the verbal drubbing (See what I mean, I say crap like that when irritated?). (All of that is tongue-in-cheek, just trying to make a point...debate is fine, shovelling crap is just a waste of time).
Bob