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Poorbridge article - 10 New Year resolutions Anyone got anymore :)

#1 User is offline   badderzboy 

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Posted 2006-January-05, 10:21

http://www.poorbridge.com/?misc=13

Brought a smile to my face has anyone any additional ones

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Posted 2006-January-15, 12:11

There's a new coup of the month, check it out! :)
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Posted 2006-January-15, 21:30

New Year’s Resolutions for BBO players

I will stop telling 6 different people at once that I will play their team match.

I will stop expecting TDs to know anything about the Laws of Duplicate Bridge.

I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand on the mouse.

I will not play poker, blackjack, or craps while playing bridge.

I will not play any no-psyche tournaments.

I will get dressed before supper.

I will not check my email every time I am the dummy.

I will stop expecting Experts to know how to defend a hand.

I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, whether I need to or not.

I will remember to go to bed each night.
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Posted 2006-January-16, 04:47

Free, on Jan 15 2006, 06:11 PM, said:

There's a new coup of the month, check it out! B)

Nice one Free :D Doesn't seem to work on BBO though :(
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Posted 2006-January-16, 07:17

MickyB, on Jan 16 2006, 01:47 PM, said:

Free, on Jan 15 2006, 06:11 PM, said:

There's a new coup of the month, check it out!  :D

Nice one Free :D Doesn't seem to work on BBO though :(

It still might work in the local club or against an intoxicated opponent. I've met such people in a tournament. They won't even remember it clearly afterwards, so they'll hate you with a lesser passion. B)

And a resolution that I literally wrote in a noteboook a couple of months ago:
I will never take a non-needed finesse again.
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Posted 2006-January-16, 13:34

Very nice one!
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