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Posted 2005-October-27, 08:27

Hi!
If you are bored or you want to make some face-gym or your TFT is too clean, train this 42 times. And loud, please

step 1: Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

step 2: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

step 3: Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

wdp
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Posted 2005-October-27, 08:45

Playing for the squeeze is percentage.

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Posted 2005-October-27, 11:06

Jlall, on Oct 27 2005, 04:45 PM, said:

Playing for the squeeze is percentage.

...wellknown as the feared LIPTONGUEY-SQUEEZE...

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Posted 2005-October-27, 13:05

Funny, I was saying this while playing a swiss times match.

How time flew (and bidding boxes and boards). The trick was to duck and go down to the bottom in order to make it.

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Posted 2005-October-27, 16:30

try this one

"I am not a pheasant plucker, I am a pheasant pluckers son, I only pluck the pheasants when the pheasant pluckers done"

repeat six times until you have it word perfect

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Posted 2005-October-27, 23:34

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Swedish

Sju sjösjukliga sjömän sköttes av sjutton sköna sjuksköterskor.
(Seven seasick seamen were nursed by seventeen beautiful nurses.)

I å ä e ö å i ö ä e å.
(In the stream there is an island and in the island there is a stream.)

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Posted 2005-October-28, 01:43

And this one in Danish (it makes sense):

Far, får får får? Får får får? Ja, får får får? Nej, får får ikke får, får får lam.

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Posted 2005-October-28, 03:58

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I å ä e ö å i ö ä e å.

Yikes!

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Posted 2005-October-28, 04:03

Gerben42, on Oct 28 2005, 10:58 PM, said:

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I å ä e ö å i ö ä e å.

Yikes!

LOL

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Posted 2005-November-05, 03:41

Am I on the right post? What to do until the next board comes up?

You guys must have had Suess's "Fox in Sox" read to you too many times!

I pet my cat. Go to the bathroom. Get a drink. File my nails. Make idiotic trivial conversation.

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Posted 2005-November-06, 07:37

I post idiotic topics and replays on some forums I know

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Posted 2005-November-06, 10:50

Hello everyone

Is it nap time now?

I study my system notes, while waiting for a new board.

A tiny sip of water also helps.

Pure of heart and pure of mind.

You have got to be kidding?

Someone besides me is spending way too much time on the net.

Regards?
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Posted 2005-November-06, 11:17

nancylh, on Nov 5 2005, 11:41 AM, said:

Go to the bathroom. Get a drink.

Wrong place. Or wrong order.

I usually open with 13 cards

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Posted 2005-November-06, 12:29

electronic jig saw puzzle, my most recent addiction

sider solitaire with 4 suits (dont try.. you get hooked)

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Posted 2005-November-06, 12:50

nancylh, on Nov 5 2005, 04:41 AM, said:

You guys must have had Suess's "Fox in Sox" read to you too many times!

I pet my cat. Go to the bathroom. Get a drink. File my nails. Make idiotic trivial conversation.

nancylh

and what, might I ask, is the problem with having read or been read "Fox in Sox"?

I guess that, instead, one could have been read "Fox on Knox", or "Fox on Sox on Knox",.................certainly better than "when tweedle beetles battle in a puddle in a bottle........"

You are right, sad to say.
Get a drink (strength dependent on partner), do work, answer IMs, do honey-do's, pet the cat (try to get the cat into the house): I can relate to that.

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Posted 2005-November-06, 15:24

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Get a drink (strength dependent on partner),

wonder what you need to drink when i am your partner.

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Posted 2005-November-06, 21:40

SherryP1, on Nov 6 2005, 04:24 PM, said:

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Get a drink (strength dependent on partner),

wonder what you need to drink when i am your partner.

I admit nothing in public forum, especially when someone is within striking distance!!!!!!!!

DHL

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Posted 2005-November-07, 09:02

"How many sheep could a sheep-slitter slit, if a sheep slitter could slit sheep?"

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Posted 2005-November-07, 09:24

A sheep-slitter would slit as much sheep as a sheep-slitter could slit if a sheep-slitter could slit sheep.

What happened to the wood chucks?

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Posted 2005-November-07, 10:03

Gerben42, on Nov 7 2005, 10:24 AM, said:

What happened to the wood chucks?

Not enough profanity involved in the tongue-twister.....rofl

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