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Posted 2014-February-21, 22:06

Curling. WTF?
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Posted 2014-February-21, 22:47

View PostVampyr, on 2014-February-21, 22:06, said:

Curling. WTF?


Curlers probably think the same thing about bridge.
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Posted 2014-February-21, 23:09

Because of school and work, I haven't been able to play at the local club in quite some time. Thursday, I was able to make it and play. I had forgotten how bad the standard was, and some boards were fouled up because a table didn't check to make sure they had the correct boards.

Bridge, WTF?
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Posted 2014-February-21, 23:41

Nah, it must be American grid-iron. These weenies play with crash helmuts and all sorts of body padding.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 02:06

I had the same feeling but then Sir Attenborough explained it: http://digg.com/vide...olympic-curling
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Posted 2014-February-22, 03:27

I don't see curling as any more inexplicable than bowls, just fixed target rather than jack.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 03:36

I saw the topic title and said... I hope she is not talking about curling...

I don't really see the problem with curling, its a very easy to understand sport.

In Spain we have our own version called Petanca, mainly practiced by retired people on the parks (it is played on sand and you only throw, not brush). On the last decade as most sports technology is jumping in and the balls are no longer round and leather is no longer in fashion.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 06:47

They held the National Championships here a few years back and it's the same as bridge. The bigger the event, the better the after-match parties.

They could use a goalie though.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 08:22

Curling was invented so Fins could expand their ketchup empire by selling to a new hotdog stand market.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 09:48

What I don't get is why laying down on a board and sliding down a ramp is an Olympic Sport.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 10:44

View Postgwnn, on 2014-February-22, 02:06, said:

I had the same feeling but then Sir Attenborough explained it: http://digg.com/vide...olympic-curling


Love it.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 19:15

To me, both curling and "laying down on a board and sliding down a ramp" are more sports than figure skating is. No event in which the winner is determined by a panel of judges who declare "who did best" should be allowed, especially if "artistic impression" counts for points. Yes, that means no figure skating, trick-based skiing or snowboarding, diving, gymnastics, rhythmic gymnastics, synchronized swimming, etc. Any contest in which you see who goes faster or farther or wins a game based on clearly-defined rules is better.
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Posted 2014-February-22, 19:52

At least it doesn't require a panel of judges of dubious impartiality to decide the outcome based on "artistic merit".
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Posted 2014-February-22, 20:04

View Post1eyedjack, on 2014-February-22, 19:52, said:

At least it doesn't require a panel of judges of dubious impartiality to decide the outcome based on "artistic merit".


True, but while I am watching it I can't help thinking Why????
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Posted 2014-February-22, 21:43

How about the stupidity of fox-hunting being declared a sport? When does the fox win? Or how does the fox win? And when it does win, who crowns it?
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Posted 2014-February-22, 22:20

View Post32519, on 2014-February-22, 21:43, said:

How about the stupidity of fox-hunting being declared a sport? When does the fox win? Or how does the fox win? And when it does win, who crowns it?


Has fox hunting really been declared a sport? Where?
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Posted 2014-February-23, 04:03

View PostVampyr, on 2014-February-22, 22:20, said:

Has fox hunting really been declared a sport? Where?


It was one of the three original "field" sports - hunting, shooting and fishing.
"I have heard that there is good sport to be had in Buttermere"

But I don't think it was ever "declared" a sport. It just was.

Never made it to the olympics.
Difficulty in defining a winner (except perhaps with fishing) may be influential.
Psych (pron. saik): A gross and deliberate misstatement of honour strength and/or suit length. Expressly permitted under Law 73E but forbidden contrary to that law by Acol club tourneys.

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"Gentlemen, when the barrage lifts." 9th battalion, King's own Yorkshire light infantry,
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Posted 2014-February-23, 04:36

View Post1eyedjack, on 2014-February-22, 19:52, said:

At least it doesn't require a panel of judges of dubious impartiality to decide the outcome based on "artistic merit".
You do realize TDs also make what would appear to an outsider to be deciding an outcome based on some unquantifiable merit, right?
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Posted 2014-February-23, 04:57

View PostAntrax, on 2014-February-23, 04:36, said:

You do realize TDs also make what would appear to an outsider to be deciding an outcome based on some unquantifiable merit, right?

I have never argued that Bridge should be declared a sport, let alone an olympic one, nor more deserving of such status than synchronized swimming.
But since you raise the issue, the two can be distinguished.
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Psych (pron. saik): A gross and deliberate misstatement of honour strength and/or suit length. Expressly permitted under Law 73E but forbidden contrary to that law by Acol club tourneys.

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Posted 2014-February-23, 06:40

View Post1eyedjack, on 2014-February-23, 04:03, said:

It was one of the three original "field" sports - hunting, shooting and fishing.
"I have heard that there is good sport to be had in Buttermere"

But I don't think it was ever "declared" a sport. It just was.

Never made it to the olympics.
Difficulty in defining a winner (except perhaps with fishing) may be influential.


Yes, I would have called it "sport" in the way you use it above, and nearly did elaborate to that effect. But what 325 said was, of course, very different, so I responded only to that.
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