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Lighten things up a bit thank you Mr. Norris

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Posted 2008-November-06, 15:50

Chuck Norris is such a good bridge player that he brought home a tough 3NT contract by using a cross-ruff.
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
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Posted 2008-November-06, 15:52

When Chuck Norris refuses a finesse, the off-side missing honor is always singleton.
The Grand Design, reflected in the face of Chaos...it's a fluke!
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Posted 2008-November-06, 15:53

Chuck Norris doesn't need to count the hands, he KNOWS where the cards are.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 15:59

Chuck Norris is so inspirational, in MPs his opponents give 110%!
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Posted 2008-November-06, 16:12

Al_U_Card, on Nov 6 2008, 04:50 PM, said:

Chuck Norris is such a good bridge player that he brought home a tough 3NT contract by using a cross-ruff.

I am never that lucky, in 3nt i get overruffed, when trying to cash side tricks

View PostFree, on 2011-May-10, 03:57, said:

Babalu just wanted a shoulder to cry on, is that too much to ask for?
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Posted 2008-November-06, 16:16

When Chuck Norris claims, he is always conceded an extra overtrick. (The opps being grateful for not being further humiliated.)
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Posted 2008-November-06, 16:21

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

(I know, it's not bridge-related, but it IS my favorite, and it IS the Water Cooler).


More in keeping with the original post:

When Chuck Norris leads out of turn, you don't have 5 options; you have 1: You WILL accept it.
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C. It's the nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms.

IV: ace 333: pot should be game, idk

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Posted 2008-November-06, 16:33

When you play against Chuck, your double cards shrivel up.

The five level belongs to the opponents. ALL bidding levels belong to Chuck.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 19:38

Chuck brings a whole new meaning to a vice squeeze.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 19:54

No one makes snide remarks when Chuck Norris posts on this forum.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 20:16

There is no doubt, Chuck Norris wins the post mortem.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 20:20

When Chuck Norris says "WTP? This should be unanimous," it IS unanimous.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 20:30

When Chuck Norris posts a defensive problem, people answer.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 21:28

matmat, on Nov 6 2008, 09:16 PM, said:

There is no doubt, Chuck Norris wins the post mortem.

Judging from the dead bodies, you don't want to be in a post mortem with Chuck Norris.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 21:30

Chuck Norris gives new meaning to the term "slam".
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Posted 2008-November-06, 21:31

When Chuck Norris cuts the deck, you have to get a new one.
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Posted 2008-November-06, 21:58

Al_U_Card, on Nov 6 2008, 11:31 PM, said:

When Chuck Norris cuts the deck, you have to get a new one.

He does it lengthwise, with a karate chop.

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Posted 2008-November-06, 22:01

when chuck norris uses the stop card, the other players cease breathing.
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Posted 2008-November-07, 03:22

When Chuck Norris executes a throw in, you hear breaking glass
(if you didn´t disappear in the elimination play).
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Posted 2008-November-07, 04:30

han, on Nov 7 2008, 03:30 AM, said:

When Chuck Norris posts a defensive problem, people answer.

This was when I realized that you guys are joking.
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