Second Seat Four-Level Opening What would you need to open this hand 4H
#22
Posted 2005-June-16, 16:37
EricK, on Jun 16 2005, 11:17 PM, said:
PriorKnowledge, on Jun 16 2005, 07:39 PM, said:
Winstonm, on Jun 16 2005, 06:54 AM, said:
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What do you need in diamonds to make this a second seat 4♥ pre-empt?
I would need the KQ of hearts mixed in with my diamonds.
WinstonM
PAWASAMBIAROTFLMAO
Hey! I made basically the same joke and got no response whatsoever.
You forgot the magic words "mixed in" which alerts every bridge player to the fact that it's a joke.
Arend
The easiest way to count losers is to line up the people who talk about loser count, and count them. -Kieran Dyke
#23
Posted 2005-June-16, 17:37
Jlall, on Jun 16 2005, 05:23 PM, said:
because you suck
lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *wiping tears from my eyes* .... i kept looking for elianna's comeback, now i'll wait on eric's
"Paul Krugman is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." Newt Gingrich (paraphrased)
#24
Posted 2005-June-16, 18:41
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Hey! I made basically the same joke and got no response whatsoever.
What can I tell you....timing is everything.
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
#25
Posted 2005-June-17, 00:50
Wow! Tough crowd! Especially that heckler at the back.
Well, Justin, you try coming up on stage and doing this performance night after night. Then we'll see who sucks.
Anyway, did you hear the one about the the guy who stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone to?
Next morning it dawned on him!
Thank you and good night.
Well, Justin, you try coming up on stage and doing this performance night after night. Then we'll see who sucks.
Anyway, did you hear the one about the the guy who stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone to?
Next morning it dawned on him!
Thank you and good night.
#26
Posted 2005-June-17, 04:46
Must be "open mike" night.
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

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