Things haven't gone your way. Your 12-14 NT has not come up once, and both times that you held a 15-17 balanced hand, your opponent has overcalled 1N. Partner has been bust both times with an entryless 5 card major, so the field is +110 and you are -120 on both.
Looking down at your convention card, you see 13 minus and only 7 plus scores! Just about all of the hands have gone to N/S. All of your decent results have been when we have the cards, or our defense has been a trick better than the field. In spite of the doom and gloom, you estimate you are rolling along at a 56% game. A good last round will get you a decent overall, perhaps even win your direction and ensure a "Q" for the District NAP, where perhaps you can represent District 22 in Pittsburgh for the Spring '05 nationals. Woo-hoo - Pittsburgh. And in March, no less. Where does the league find these locations?
For the final round you face Ruth and Ann. Nice old lady's, but LOL's nonetheless. 3rd seat red on red you look at:
Pass - Pass to you and you have an easy 1♥ opening. 2♠ on your left. With partner as a passed hand, you make a silent prayer for a negative double, whereby you will convert and expect +200 or 500 against probable air. But of course Harv trots out 3♣ and you are endplayed into your favorite contract.
Harv puts down his collection and says. I was HOPING you could find a 3N call. Wow - thanks.
Wow - nice 2♠ call Ruth. LHO tables the spade 5. Plan the plan for the 1st few tricks.
END - Part I

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Pass..Pass.1♥..2♠
3♣..Pass..3N..AP