but I hope next time I won't forget not opening a thread about her!
girls
#41
Posted 2010-March-13, 14:45
but I hope next time I won't forget not opening a thread about her!
... and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic.
George Carlin
George Carlin
#42
Posted 2010-March-14, 16:10
ggwhiz, on Mar 14 2010, 08:12 AM, said:
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If she says something you know is wrong FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T CORRECT HER!!
Dangerously consistent and maddeningly inconsistent.
I've successfully answered the question "Does this make me look fat?" twice a week for the last decade.
Couldn't you find someone who changed her clothes a little more often.
Wayne Burrows
I believe that the USA currently hold only the World Championship For People Who Still Bid Like Your Auntie Gladys - dburn
dunno how to play 4 card majors - JLOGIC
True but I know Standard American and what better reason could I have for playing Precision? - Hideous Hog
Bidding is an estimation of probabilities SJ Simon
I believe that the USA currently hold only the World Championship For People Who Still Bid Like Your Auntie Gladys - dburn
dunno how to play 4 card majors - JLOGIC
True but I know Standard American and what better reason could I have for playing Precision? - Hideous Hog
Bidding is an estimation of probabilities SJ Simon
#43
Posted 2010-March-14, 21:26
kenberg, on Mar 13 2010, 01:03 PM, said:
gwnn, on Mar 12 2010, 08:41 PM, said:
epic fail.
You might take comfort from a favorite remembrance of mine from my years as a single. I was having lunch at the cafe off from the National Gallery. I was chatting with a couple of women, the conversation was going well, and one of them asked what I do for a living. "I am a mathematician" "That's too bad" They both got up and left.
Hang in there, baby!
You may want to keep Al Bundy's Commandment #5 in mind:
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5. it is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

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