Posted 2010-February-25, 05:51
Y'all are weird.
I like to have my jump shifts be semi-artificial, meaning that it might show a short suit by agreement.
I hate that. Your second suit is not a real suit. That justs misleads partner.
How can it mislead partner? I said that it was by definition possibly a short suit. Hence, it is semi-artificial.
But, you don't really have diamonds. That just distorts your hand.
Well, how do you handle these hands?
I bid an artificial 2NT.
But, doesn't that distort your hand? I mean, you don't have a balanced hand.
That's different. My 2NT convention is an artificial call. Hence, it is not a distortion.
But, in my method, 2NT is preserved as pure, and I onlty "distort" the suit call, which could be called artificial, if you want. It is less artificial, because the call jujst could be short, or in rare cases could be very short.
Nope. Yours is a distortion. Mine is a convention.
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