♥ K J 9 x x x
♦ x
♣ x x x x x
Everything is unfavourable:
--you are vulnerable (opponents are too)
--you are the Director, filling in to complete a 5-table Howell
--this is your third time directing a real live game
--your partner is the principal club owner (your boss)
--opponents are one of the city's best married pairs
--after RHO's 1♠ opener, you have taken your life (and perhaps your job!) into your hands by bidding 3♥!
The full auction:
RHO: 1♠
McB: 3♥ (weak, brash and asking for trouble)
LHO: 3♠
Pard: 4♥ (just what I need to hear)
RHO: Pass
McB: Pass
LHO: 4♠ (of course)
Pard: 5♣!
Whatever can this be? I figured it was probably lead-directing should the opponents bid 5♠ over 5♥. So, of course...
RHO: Pass
... when RHO passed, I thought perhaps there is a chance that partner has both red suits here, and against 5♠ when I lead a club to his ace, or perhaps for him to ruff, our best bet is to go A♦, diamond ruff. So, with this possibility in mind, I decided to try...
McB: 5♦!!
LHO: Pass
The result was not quite what I expected:
Pard: 6♦!!!
RHO: Pass
McB: 6♥ (in record time)
I expected a double card from one of the opponents (who had made sure to save as many as they had in case we haggled over which suit to play interminably) but to my amazement it never came, for this was partner's hand:
I ruffed the spade continuation and led the J♥, LHO following low smoothly. I won dummy's A♥, ruffed a third spade in hand, led a club to the ace, and played a small trump from dummy. RHO played low smoothly and I had to guess what to do. I had a choice between Zia's Rule ("if they don't cover, they don't have it") and Barry Crane's Rule ("the queen lies over the jack in the majors, under the jack in the minors").
I decided to follow the Crane rule for no particular reason other than any of the sixteen other players might call the Director at any moment and this would at least get it over quickly.
LHO discarded a diamond. When I finessed the J♣ I lost to the queen...of trumps. Clubs being 4-1, I had no choice but to go down two on a hand Zia's Rule would have made.
The most surprising thing about this hand is that I still have a job!

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A♠ led vs 6♥