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#1 User is offline   Hanoi5 

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Posted 2009-December-24, 09:24

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Using bidding boxes, no screen, auction goes:

Pa 1 1 X
3 4 Pa 5
Pa 5 Pa Pa*
X 6* Pa Pa
X Pa Pa Pa

Instead of putting a Pass on top of his bids North removes, jokingly, some bids from 5 to signal 4, as to acknowledge he would have preferred to be in that contract. As he notices East doubling he puts a Pass and South tanks for a little while before bidding 6. East doubles again and the contract is made. Director called by South to explain the situation, East complaining about North messing with his bids to show 4, and the Director should rule...

View Postwyman, on 2012-May-04, 09:48, said:

Also, he rates to not have a heart void when he leads the 3.


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Posted 2009-December-24, 10:28

I shall have a go; it seems clear that South has UI from his partner's machinations, however intended, and it also seems clear that both 5H and 6C are making. As the latter scores better, and pass of 5H x is clearly a logical alternative, it would seem that we roll it back to that. Is 6C demonstrably suggested by the UI? I think so - it seems that North is saying by his actions "I would have given up at 4H if I knew you would go back to hearts", and this suggests South trying another strain.

The next question is "could North have known that his actions would cause East to double 5H?"; I think the answer here is yes; he has a great hand apart from the absence of any trumps, and he could know that feigning weakness - he has no reason to be ashamed of his actions so far - could have a beneficial effect. We only need to think he could have known, and no impropriety needs be suspected.

So, I think we remove East's double of 5H as well, as I certainly don't think it is wild or gambling. And that leaves us with 5H undoubled making on the nose - as the contract appears as cold as Rudolph's nose might be at this time of year. Merry Xmas to all.
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Posted 2009-December-24, 10:54

lamford, on Dec 24 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

and this suggests South trying another strain.

Does it? I don't see how.
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Posted 2009-December-24, 10:55

Nice job by Lamford, given what he had to work with. I still think Gwnn's reply to the original post in A/E is great satire and reflects my sentiments about the auction before the (other)joke was introduced into the mix.

5H undoubled scores up. Interesting that it was South who called the director. I would think he would want as few people to know about this hand as possible :rolleyes:
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Posted 2009-December-24, 10:59

blackshoe, on Dec 24 2009, 11:54 AM, said:

lamford, on Dec 24 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

and this suggests South trying another strain.

Does it? I don't see how.

Because there is an increased chance of someone now having doubled with three trump tricks - shift a small heart from West to East for example - and partner suggested that he is not happy to have gone any higher - in hearts.
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Posted 2009-December-24, 11:41

Curious..did anyone stumble into 7D which is cold on 2-2 diamonds and the club hook?
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Posted 2009-December-24, 12:28

On re-reading the OP, it seems to me that we've missed a call out of turn by East: "As he [North] notices East doubling he puts a Pass". So East doubled and then North passed. How now?
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Posted 2009-December-24, 12:31

aguahombre, on Dec 24 2009, 12:41 PM, said:

Curious..did anyone stumble into 7D which is cold on 2-2 diamonds and the club hook?

Not if East covers the Queen, and even if he doesn't, North has to lead low to the A on the second round, rather than repeat the finesse.
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  Posted 2009-December-24, 12:46

I wonder whether people will always make 5 after a spade lead? What will declarer play at trick two?

Apart from that I agree that North's antics suggest trying another strain because they suggest a heart void.

The Law 23 argument is also interesting. However, all North's antics really suggest is a heart void, so I do not see how they encourage East to double - after all he has a heart void! So I would not remove the double.

So I might rule for both sides:

   70% of 5x =, NS +650
+ 30% of 5x -1, NS -100
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  Posted 2009-December-24, 12:48

blackshoe, on Dec 24 2009, 07:31 PM, said:

aguahombre, on Dec 24 2009, 12:41 PM, said:

Curious..did anyone stumble into 7D which is cold on 2-2 diamonds and the club hook?

Not if East covers the Queen, and even if he doesn't, North has to lead low to the A on the second round, rather than repeat the finesse.

I think you will find there are enough entries to set up the hearts.
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Posted 2009-December-24, 12:50

two clubs, 1 spade, one spade ruff, 2 hearts and seven diamonds. Pick an opening lead. spade ruff immediately. If a club was led and defenders have the 8 of clubs, it is still cold because west has three hearts --so the two losing clubs can be pitched and north entered for the claim without any uppercut.

on a trump lead, easy to win ace, spade ace, and ruff..ruff a low heart to the diamonds and claim later when the club finesse works. Spade lead is same thing.

Setting up hearts not necessary.
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Posted 2009-December-24, 12:50

blackshoe, on Dec 24 2009, 01:31 PM, said:

aguahombre, on Dec 24 2009, 12:41 PM, said:

Curious..did anyone stumble into 7D which is cold on 2-2 diamonds and the club hook?

Not if East covers the Queen, and even if he doesn't, North has to lead low to the A on the second round, rather than repeat the finesse.

Even if the spade is not ruffed, after east covers the Q, west is subject to a black suit squeeze when the second top heart is cashed.
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Posted 2009-December-24, 13:54

bluejak, on Dec 24 2009, 01:46 PM, said:

I wonder whether people will always make 5 after a spade lead? What will declarer play at trick two?

Declarer needs diamonds 2-2 and hearts 4-3, so he must return to hand with the ace of diamonds and play ace, king and another heart, now he can ruff the next spade and play a fourth heart.

Any other line either loses a club, or gets forced off even with hearts 4-3, so I don't think it is reasonable to force South to play a 0% line unless he is a complete novice.
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  Posted 2009-December-24, 17:03

I think you rate people too highly. If you put this hand into a medium field I think there would be more than zero players who would not make 5. It is just not completely obvious.

Also, are you not just possibly being affected by how the deal actually is? Suppose RHO has QJT, three diamonds, and Kx. Now you have just gone off in a cold contract by playing a diamond at trick two.

So describing playing the Q as a "0% line" seems harsh when it is the only line that makes when the cards are as I have predicated. Are you telling me no player above novice standard would play the Q?
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Posted 2009-December-25, 06:48

Yes, I think you are right, having seen how badly some people play when I ran an instant matchpoint Xmas event at my club recently. They were regularly finding scores none of the contestants in the World Pairs had reached.

I don't think it is reasonable for East to have doubled with just QJT though, but I can imagine a declarer not thinking of that; the other question I have is "does one take into account the ability of the specific player when ruling on the split score". I know that "careless" ignores the ability of the player now, but what is the current practice on split scores?

Is not playing the Q also successful on the deal? The line that fails is ruffing a spade.
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  Posted 2009-December-25, 08:31

Your original ruling included 5 undoubled. The number of tricks in 5 undoubled certainly does not include the assumption an opponent cannot have QJT.

It just seems to me to be a complex hand, and I am always doubtful about the number of TDs and ACs who decide on one specific number of tricks in a complex hand.
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Posted 2009-December-26, 04:27

I disagree with adjusting the score - I think the result should stand. North should have red ears of course, or the TD could help warm them.

North's joke doesn't help south. The joke is an old one and is almost exclusively related to the bidding. North pulls 4 to 5 but is corrected back to 5 - of course he would rather then have played 4 and the bidding itself looks a little silly on the surface. That's was north's joke is saying.

If we are to analyse north's 'timing' of the joke from a phychological point of view, I think there are 2 immediately plausible explanations:

1) 'Apology in advance'. North didn't really have his removal to 5 and is preparing south for an annoying dummy.

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2) 'Reserves of mental energy'. North thinks his bidding (including his pass to 5) is very clear-cut, so he has the excess mental energy to make a joke about the unfortunate bidding sequence.

The actual joke was a 'type 2' joke.

I don't think either of the 2 explanations helps south. In neither case is north even dreaming about that there is a possible, practical alternative to playing 5X.
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Posted 2009-December-26, 11:21

MFA, on Dec 26 2009, 05:27 AM, said:

I disagree with adjusting the score - I think the result should stand. North should have red ears of course, or the TD could help warm them.

North's joke doesn't help south. The joke is an old one and is almost exclusively related to the bidding. North pulls 4 to 5 but is corrected back to 5 - of course he would rather then have played 4 and the bidding itself looks a little silly on the surface. That's was north's joke is saying.

If we are to analyse north's 'timing' of the joke from a phychological point of view, I think there are 2 immediately plausible explanations:

1) 'Apology in advance'. North didn't really have his removal to 5 and is preparing south for an annoying dummy.

or

2) 'Reserves of mental energy'. North thinks his bidding (including his pass to 5) is very clear-cut, so he has the excess mental energy to make a joke about the unfortunate bidding sequence.

The actual joke was a 'type 2' joke.

I don't think either of the 2 explanations helps south. In neither case is north even dreaming about that there is a possible, practical alternative to playing 5X.

IMO the information provided is insufficient for ruling. There are questions as to who did what and when. And it is likely that the bidding agreements are needed. However....

From what has been said, as much as from what has not been said and by whom, I would conclude that the antics were a direct cause of improperly inducing the defender to double 5H. The direct consequence being that declarer's contract was improved immensely.

Not that this is a complete summary of conclusions to be made.
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Posted 2009-December-26, 11:57

bluejak, on Dec 25 2009, 09:31 AM, said:

Your original ruling included 5 undoubled. The number of tricks in 5 undoubled certainly does not include the assumption an opponent cannot have QJT.

I would agree that if the ruling is 5H undoubled, there is an increased chance of declarer going off. Your ruling was for some percentage of 5H doubled, however, and I don't think a good declarer is going off after East has doubled.

And I certainly think that suggesting to his partner that the auction go back to 4H might have the effect of getting East to double; that just seems common sense. Whether that was a wise move is irrelevant; he could have known that a gesture or mannerism might work to his advantage. And for what it is worth I think his 5D was an excellent bid, and, certainly I would back 5H to make after my partner bid it. If I could double for the opponents I might give it a shot.
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Posted 2009-December-26, 12:07

Hanoi5, on Dec 24 2009, 10:24 AM, said:

Dealer: East
Vul: None
Scoring: MP
AT
 
K7xxxxx
QJxx
KQJxx
xxx
QT
T9x
xxxxx
QJTx
J9
Kx
x
AK9876
Ax
Axxx
Using bidding boxes, no screen, auction goes:
-- -- P_ 1
1 X_ 3 4
P_ 5 P_ 5
P_ P* X_ 6*
P_ P_ X_ AP

Instead of putting a Pass on top of his bids North removes, jokingly, some bids from 5 to signal 4, as to acknowledge he would have preferred to be in that contract. As he notices East doubling he puts a Pass and South tanks for a little while before bidding 6. East doubles again and the contract is made. Director called by South to explain the situation, East complaining about North messing with his bids to show 4, and the Director should rule...
I've edited Hanoi5's post so that the auction is easier for me to read. I agree with Paul's comments.
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