Years ago, my teammates bid a grand as follws,
2C - 2D
2S - 4C (gerber)
4NT (Blackwood) - 5C (more Gerber)
6S (to play) - 7NT (hearing 5S as the more gerber response)
Had to finesses a king and play a stiff diamond towards the AKQT2, finessing the Jack fourth onside but it rolled.
One of them is a grand LM now and I get to remind her that she invented checkback blackwood.
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#21
Posted 2009-December-30, 09:59
When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
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#22
Posted 2009-December-30, 10:29
ggwhiz, on Dec 30 2009, 10:59 AM, said:
Years ago, my teammates bid a grand as follws,
2C - 2D
2S - 4C (gerber)
4NT (Blackwood) - 5C (more Gerber)
6S (to play) - 7NT (hearing 5S as the more gerber response)
Had to finesses a king and play a stiff diamond towards the AKQT2, finessing the Jack fourth onside but it rolled.
One of them is a grand LM now and I get to remind her that she invented checkback blackwood.
2C - 2D
2S - 4C (gerber)
4NT (Blackwood) - 5C (more Gerber)
6S (to play) - 7NT (hearing 5S as the more gerber response)
Had to finesses a king and play a stiff diamond towards the AKQT2, finessing the Jack fourth onside but it rolled.
One of them is a grand LM now and I get to remind her that she invented checkback blackwood.
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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
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the Freman, Chani from the move "Dune"
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
George Bernard Shaw
#23
Posted 2009-December-30, 13:53
Phil, on Dec 23 2009, 05:03 PM, said:
chasetb, on Dec 23 2009, 04:12 PM, said:
Why not use 4♣ as Gerber to see how many Aces there are? 4NT shouldn't go down on a strong NT, and you have a better picture of the hands.
Gerber! The focus of so many bridge jokes!
Its Palm Springs last week and I'm killing time before the 2nd session. So I see a local novice who's attending his first regional, so I ask, "any interesting hands"?
He says, yeah, you hold eight diamonds to the AKQ....
(I said, "hands with 8 baggers are usually interesting"....)
♠Ax♥Qx ♦AKQTxxxx ♣x
So you open 1♦ and hear 1♥ by pard.
(hmm...I said.....this is tough. I imagine 3N, 3♦, 2♠ and 3♣ might all get votes).
Nope, not my choice. I bid 4♣ !?
(wow, 4♣ - thats a splinter in support of hearts - that wouldn't occur to me)
We don't play splinters. (actually I'm not sure he knows what a splinter is). 4♣ is ALWAYS ace asking.
(auto-gerber - groan - who is teaching these people. But I admit - this might be a good hand for it)
So partner shows me two (nice) with 4♠ and I ask about kings with 4N (rolling auto gerber!). And partner shows me one king.
(too bad - if its the ♥K - great news - otherwise - not so great).
So he wonders how to bid the grand with ♠xxxx ♥AKxx ♦x ♣Axxx playing this system.
(I said the second session was starting. I didn't hand him my business card)
Phil, Phil,
you need a refresher course on conventions.
This is very frequently played in the main club.
this is a convention named "GERBER ANYTIME"
that means anytime you bid 4 clubs, that is gerber.
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#24
Posted 2009-December-30, 15:02
WDNPG appeared on convention cards a lot when I used to play.
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