[andy_h]

lol!

[helene_t]

Might turn out to an advantage. When my aunt was young she said she wanted to marry a sailor so that she could have the house for herself most of the time. She married an international TV reporter and complained all the time about his drinking but at least he was out of town most weeks so their marriage lasted till he fell down.

Also bridge might sometimes create an entry. I was sitting at this lesbian disco playing with 3 other LOLs while a fifth one stepped by, she couldn't tell a heart from a spade but she said she wanted to learn to play bridge. I said OK I will teach you, your place or mine? So I put an add on a web forum to find more students. Only one woman responded so I had to start with only two students and it was very frustrating because this woman from the disco didn't care about bridge, she just got the impression that you had to be able to pretend to play bridge in order to be succesful at the disco, while the other woman was really motivated for learning to play bridge. So we split up after the first session.

[kenrexford]

Still not sure what was going on here, but...

Justin met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to him and she asked him to dance
Jlall asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Justin's not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed him tight she nearly broke his spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well he's not dumb but he cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh Justin's lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well they drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked him up and sat him on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Justin's not the worlds most passionate guy
But when he looked in her eyes well he almost fell for his lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

He pushed her away
He walked to the door
He fell to the floor
He got down on his knees
Then he looked at her and she at him

Well thats the way that Justin wants it to stay
And he always wants it to be that way for his lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well he left home just a week before
And he'd never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took him by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well he's not the worlds most masculine man
But he knows what his is and he's glad he's a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

[Apollo81]

Were you really this drunk?

[Apollo81]

Jlall, on Jun 27 2008, 05:21 AM, said:

i cabnt realoly date girls as a bridge pro since im awlays gone,..wtf do you guys tinkg? solution?

Many positions that require travel usually list the % in the job description. Whats your %?

[kgr]

Jlall, on Jun 27 2008, 06:31 PM, said:

WTF lol...Actually I remember writing this.

that is the most scaring part then

[pclayton]

I'm nominating this thread for the Hall of Fame.

I think Helene's post is more mysterious and interesting than JL's.

[zasanya]

Cant think of anything remotely philosophical.Just got reminded that there exists a generation gap.And also a culture gap.
Take care Dude.

[kenrexford]

pclayton, on Jun 27 2008, 12:19 PM, said:

I'm nominating this thread for the Hall of Fame.

I think Helene's post is more mysterious and interesting than JL's.

That's exactly how I got my start -- at a lesbian disco.

[rogerclee]

Jlall, on Jun 27 2008, 02:18 AM, said:

qw i 45j3d53e? b5bh wh3 w33mw donruwe `

I know exactly how you feel.

[pclayton]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[kenrexford]

rogerclee, on Jun 27 2008, 03:01 PM, said:

Jlall, on Jun 27 2008, 02:18 AM, said:

qw i 45j3d53e? b5bh wh3 w33mw donruwe `

I know exactly how you feel.

Actually, in an amazing eureka moment, Justin may have solved the scret to understanding women. If the rest of us could just figure out what this means...

[rona_]

Jlall, on Jun 27 2008, 12:21 PM, said:

i cabnt realoly date girls as a bridge pro since im awlays gone,..wtf do you guys tinkg? solution?

I think drink-posting should be illegal.

You should be able to construct a paragraph in your native tongue without using "*****" and "WTF" in every sentence.

Girls don't like drunks, or being kissed by drunks.

I think this is the silliest thread I have ever come across in BBO forums.

If you can't find dates because you are a travelling pro, and dating is important to you, you should find another job. To find a job you need a few college degrees so I hope you have them.

If I misunderstood the thread or missed the joke, I think I should apologise, otherwise ...........not.

Well, you asked what readers think. This is what I think.

[jtfanclub]

rona_, on Jun 27 2008, 04:26 PM, said:

Girls don't like drunks, or being kissed by drunks.

Then why do they hang out in bars?

I swear, you want to meet an unmarried woman these days, you have to either go to bars or lesbian discos....