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This is pretty amazing.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/09/cheat...ref=mpstoryview
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Posted 2009-October-15, 14:18
Please let me know about any questions or interest or bug reports about GIB.
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Posted 2009-October-15, 14:24
Spooky in the permutations.
Maybe Woody Allen will come back as the Sleeper after all?
Maybe Woody Allen will come back as the Sleeper after all?
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
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Posted 2009-October-15, 14:35
The last paragraph creeps me out.
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Posted 2009-October-15, 15:54
wow is right
"Paul Krugman is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." Newt Gingrich (paraphrased)
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Posted 2009-October-15, 15:55
I'm not only amazed that it can be done, but that the practical applications seem so promising, and what I learned about how lack of oxygen actually kills people and damages cells.
Please let me know about any questions or interest or bug reports about GIB.
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Posted 2009-October-15, 15:56
Yep pretty sick
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Posted 2009-October-15, 21:15
Actually, this has some interesting marketing options.
Freeze Dried Girlfriends?
I mean, this would be incredible. You meet a nice young thing and hook up. Then, you put them in statis. Whenever you need dinner made, or clothes washed, or some nookie, you pop 'em in an oxygen chamber, and there you go.
Using this technique, you spend much less food on them, and they grow old at a much slower rate, maintaining more of that youthful beauty.
Heck, you could even store up a few of them. Whip out a blond for one evening, or maybe a brunette, and then just store them in a pantry.
Vacations would be nice, too. Rather than having girlfriends taking up extra space on the jet, you just stack them all in the cargo area, because they won't notice anyway, and then you have more space to build luxurious recliner seats -- all the guys get first class.
Freeze Dried Girlfriends?
I mean, this would be incredible. You meet a nice young thing and hook up. Then, you put them in statis. Whenever you need dinner made, or clothes washed, or some nookie, you pop 'em in an oxygen chamber, and there you go.
Using this technique, you spend much less food on them, and they grow old at a much slower rate, maintaining more of that youthful beauty.
Heck, you could even store up a few of them. Whip out a blond for one evening, or maybe a brunette, and then just store them in a pantry.
Vacations would be nice, too. Rather than having girlfriends taking up extra space on the jet, you just stack them all in the cargo area, because they won't notice anyway, and then you have more space to build luxurious recliner seats -- all the guys get first class.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.
-P.J. Painter.
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Posted 2009-October-15, 21:34
I asked my wife about my idea, by the way. She thought I was on to something, but thought freeze-dried boyfriends made more sense. Out of fear, I won't share her particularly compelling reasons.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.
-P.J. Painter.
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Posted 2009-October-16, 08:18
Ken, you, sir, are my hero
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