It is difficult to understand whether the majority of the posts in this thread are serious. If people really believe what they are saying .... Ok, I shall fall for it, and pretend that people who are posting about wild and impossible hands really are not just having a joke. So I shall pretend to take it seriously.
Whether it shoudl be so or not, it is a fact that every RA that I know has some restriction on what you are allowed to play. Since there are restrictions in WBF events it is hardly surprising that the EBU regulates its events. Regulations are made to provide what the RA considers the fairest methods for its members. Caterwauling about hands that will never come up does not alter this nor make it an undesirable approach.
Suppose you decide to learn K-S, or 2/1 GF. You get the book. How many pages are concerned with 12-card suits? Surely you are not going to play a system where the author fails to consider how to bid a 12-card suit?
Now, anyone with half a brain knows that worrying about hands that turn up once a lifetime if that is pointless. That is why people who write bridge books do not: that is why people who write regulations do not worry. You do not need an agreement on 12-card suits and if you have one, you have wasted valuable time and brain cells.
One of the problems that England has to face is that players have found a
very effective pre-empt: you do not have to open 4
♣ with 8 points and ten playing tricks, it is much easier to open 2
♣ and call it
strong and artificial. It is not bridge, but it is surprisingly effective. This is abuse, of course, and surely unintentional with the majority, but it needs to be controlled. The EBU has come up with its own solution, better I believe than the ACBL which has rules about strong bids but no definition of strong.
There is more to it, of course: for forty plus years the EBU has had an approach of requiring applications to play new agreements. Strangely, there has only been one application in my twenty years for a bid of this sort, and even that is now included in what is permitted. Could it be that players who understand prefer to play it illegally with the advantages that "It is strong" brings even when it is not?
So we have a regulation. It is easy to get it looked at: unlike the ACBL, where it seems very difficult to get things looked at and explained, the L&EC deals with a lot of correspondence, answers questions, and puts sensible queries and applications on the Agenda. The minutes are available on the website for all to see. But if you think that the thing wrong with the regulation is it does not allow you to open 2
♣ with a 12-card suit and no brains whatever you will not get a very sensible answer!
Of course, there was one post lost in the middle that seemed to fully answer the silly hands:
jandrew, on Sep 21 2009, 10:02 AM, said:
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I have always been amazed that the "laws" might have a problem with my opening 2C with (exaggerated example) AQJT9XXXXXXX - - x, if I determine that is the best way to find out if partner has the club ACE. Is that intermediate? I guess it barely meets the rule of 20 for a 1-bid.
I'm no expert - but I thought that the prohibition under the laws was against an agreement . In this case I might bid outside my agreement (so that partner is as unaware of my true hand as the opponents).
I might do this where my agreement is insufficient and I expect my bid to elicite information that I need.
W. .N. .E. You
4♠ 6♣ 6♥ 7♣
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