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#21 User is offline   OleBerg 

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Posted 2009-August-24, 04:50

Always bid four spades over four hearts

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It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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Posted 2009-August-24, 06:12

That was not intentional, please undo

It is intentional not undo the following

This is to be revoked following a deliberate

This will be revoked following a deliberate

This is intentional is canceled

It was canceled intentional

This cancellation was intentionally

This cancellation was intentionally
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Posted 2009-August-24, 10:39

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Four score and seven years ago our fathers, to this continent, was conceived in freedom, with his proposition of a new country, only that all men are created equal.
Four continents and seven score years ago our ancestors, free, at the suggestion of his new country, the only all men are created equal has been devised.
Seven continents and four people all in his new country only two years ago proposed scores are created equal is our ancestor, free, has been devised.
Only four of the seven continents with his new country of our ancestors all people are created equal before the annual review of proposals, free, has been devised.
We only four people in his new country and ancestors of all seven continents in one of our annual review of the proposals before, freedom is created equal, has been devised.
Previous suggestion, in his new country-year study of all seven continents our ancestors one of only four people, freedom, equality, it is created is devised.
The previous proposal, in his new country, and all seven continents our ancestors one of only four people one of freedom, equality-year study will be created is devised.
Suggested earlier, one of the all seven continents our ancestors of one's freedom is only one four, one of his new country is created equal years of research will be developed in.
The recommended earlier, one of the seven continents every one of us the freedom of one of our ancestors only one of four 1-inch to be developed will be created in the same year the country's research and his new single
In the past, everyone one of our seven continents one our ancestors is only one of four new single one of his best country in the same year created the freedom to develop in.
Our past seven continents single one of our ancestors are all one country in one of his best four in the same year only one new one is created to freely develop one-inch
Our past seven continents one by all the ancestors of our two countries is one of his best one in four has been created to develop freely only one new one in the same year, in.
Our past seven continents of our two countries ancestor of all four of his best one two one in the same year, a new free single one that has been created to develop a login
All four of his best one two two one in the same year the two countries in the past many of the ancestors of our two continents and seven new, free has been created to develop one by one log
All four of his best one two two two two in the same year a new one free 7-free, one of one log is created to develop two of the past and many of the ancestors of three continents
All four of his best two two two two new books in the same year one of seven free - free, one by one to two logs are created to develop one of the last three Many of the ancestors of three continents
All four of his best two books in two new books for two years and seven one same one free - free, one last one is 1:59 minutes of log is created in one single development, 3 Many of the ancestors of three continents, the last
4 all his best two books on two new book seven, the same one free - free, one of the last one to two log 3 Many of the ancestors of the two continents, 1:59 , one will be created in one single development, working the last 2 years
Two new books on July 4 one of his best all the same as two free books - one of the last one 1:59 third one will be created one by one in the development of two three continents, 1:59 Many of the ancestors is free of the log and free the last two years working
His best July 4th 1-2 two new books, all the same one two free books - one of the last one 1:59 the third one two three three continents, 1:59 a Many of the fathers in the development of one single log is created, free the last two years working for free
His best July 4th January 2nd, two new two books, the same one every two free books - one for one last 1:59 of the third of one two three three continents, one : 59 one by one log in the development of many of the father is free, was created last two years working for free
His best July 4th January 2nd, two new every two books the same as the one two free books - one two three one three continents, 1:59 1 to develop one of many one log in one of the last third of one of his father's 1:59 minutes of the last two works were created with free warranty
His best July 4th January 2nd day as two free books, two of the three new all the same two books - one two three one three continents, one of 1:59 1 one of many in the development of one single log single father of three at the end of the second end of the two works that were created in one 1:59 minute free guarantee
His best July 4th January 2, two novel three all the same one two books - one two three on three continents, two as free books, one 1:59 1 One one one of three logs a lot of people in the development of a single father of one of the people, one in 1:59 minutes created two free warranty work at the end of the last two second
His best July 4th January 2nd of the two novels of all three of the same two books - one two three on three continents and two free books, one 1:59 1 One two one two three in the development of a single log a lot of people one by one in 1:59 minutes at the end of the last two second father of two who made two free warranty work

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
Still decidedly intermediate - don't take my guesses as authoritative.

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rule number 1 in efficient forum reading:
hanp does not always mean literally what he writes.
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Posted 2009-August-24, 10:40

On the other hand, it's eerie how July 4th pops out...
Still decidedly intermediate - don't take my guesses as authoritative.

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rule number 1 in efficient forum reading:
hanp does not always mean literally what he writes.
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Posted 2009-August-24, 12:45

Partner, where is the hand that you were bidding?
Partners, here, and get the bid?
Partners, where do I bid?
Partner, I bid you here?
Partner, bidding you here?
Partner, your bid here?
Partner, where you bid?
Partner bid here?
Here you bid partner?
Here, the bidding partner?
Here, the bidding partner?
Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.

I rest my case, especially if you replace HERE, with HEAR :)
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Posted 2009-August-25, 07:42

Where is my bidding box?
Box where you bid?
Box price?
Price of the box?
Money box?
Piggy bank?
Piggy bank?

Let me play the no trump dear.
Let the love of my trump.
I let love trump card.
Let's ace I love.
Let's ace I love.

Adding a simple comma changes it completely:

Let me play the no trump, dear.
My trump card, hey let's play.
My trump card can play a little.
You can play most of my trump card.
You can play most of my trump card.

Sounds like HAL when you take out his memory banks. Deteriorates into nonsense, then starts repeating itself.

But he bid out of order!
However, the bid out of order!
The order of bidding!
Order bid!
Bid online! (Yeah, baby)
Bids!
¥!
¥!

This one wins the shortest outcome.

Next one is scary. Something unpronounceable happened, and this time the translator doesn't hesitate much:

And then I ruffed his Ace.
And I Esuerimakikitsunezaru him.
And I Esuerimakikitsunezaru him.
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Posted 2009-August-25, 08:36

My hovercraft is full of eels.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Equilibrium found!



Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Hamsters your mother was your father smelt of elderberries.
Your mother hamsters were refined elderberry father.
Sophisticated elder father your mother a hamster.
Mother hamster sophisticated elderly father.
Sophisticated elderly father mother hamster.
Sophisticated elderly father, mother hamster.
Sophisticated elderly father, mother hamster.
Equilibrium found!
That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.
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Posted 2009-August-25, 08:43

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And I Esuerimakikitsunezaru him

Maybe that's a polite way of saying I kicked his ass.
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Posted 2009-August-28, 15:29

matmat, on Aug 23 2009, 07:47 AM, said:

jillybean, on Aug 21 2009, 07:08 PM, said:

gwnn has joined the forum police
Forum to join the police gwnn
Police Forum to participate in gwnn
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It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

funny, thanks Bruce  :D

there is a term for this sort of equilibrium. it escapes me as to what it is named.

Bifurcation!
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Posted 2009-August-28, 17:58

My idiot partner passed a Takeout Redouble, and we went for a huge number

Takeout doubles partner passed a fool of me, we went to a large number

My partner passed a fool to go two times we went to many

I went to their partners passed two more times to go to stupid

Stupid to go to our partners through more than two times

We stupid people to go through two or more partners

We are stupid people of the two people to move through one or more partners

We are two people have been stupid to go through one or more partners who

We are foolish people who pass through one two to one or more partners

We are two people in a stupid one to pass one or more partners we have

We have 21 people we can pass the stupid one for one or more partners

We are one stupid one can pass one or more partners for the 21 people

We are 21 for one person can pass one or more partners in one stupid one ares 1

1 ares 1 of 1 people stupid one we can pass one or more partners 21 ares

One by one or more partners can be passed Earl 21 Earl 1 of 1 people stupid

One by one ares one or more partners 21 ares 1 of dumb people can pass one

One of many ares of one dam per person for one or multiple partners can pass 21 to R-1 single

Many of the dams per person single one of R 1 to R 21 for one or more partners can pass - 1 single

R 1 in one study 21 a day per person one one of the dam can pass one more for one or more partners - one single

R 1 is One study of 21 people in one dam each in one or more partners in one day - one you can pass one or more 1

R 1 is a day or more partners, each with a single dam one study of 21 people - one or more one can pass

R 1 is a partner of one or more days, each one of the two dams 21 people - more than any single one can be one single exam

R 1 is one or more days, two of the three dams in 21 people - one of the partners of any one person more than one person can be one of the two tests

R 1 is 2 21 a dam in one of three people - one of more than one partner in one of either one or two people can be tested in one or more one day.

R 1 is 2 21 people in one of three people - two or more partners in one or two people in one of two people in one or more dams one can test one day.

R 1 is one of three people - one of two one-day test is one or two people in one of two or more people in one of two dams of two or more partners of 21 people.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. OY!
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Posted 2009-August-29, 02:40

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Two single mistake, not left not right 3.

One rather than two mistakes, three did not remain on the right.

Instead of one of two errors, three left not the right one.

Instead of two errors, three left no one in the right.

Instead of two errors, three left one right one.

Instead of two errors, three left the right one.

Instead of two errors, three of the one left one right one.

Two errors, three instead of one left one right one.

Three instead of two left one right one single error.

Three one one the right one, not one single error has occurred.

One of the three one one the right one, not one single error has occurred.

Three one one one one one one the right one, not one single error has occurred.

3,111,111 on the right side instead of one, one single error has occurred.

3111111 instead of 1, the right, one single error has occurred.

3111111 instead of 1, right, one by one error occurred.

3111111 instead of 1, right, one by one error occurred.

Equilibrium found!
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Posted 2009-August-29, 02:46

And now for the ultimate question....

What do you get when you multiply six by nine? (I know, 42, but let's see what the computer says)

What if you get six to nine times?

What if you are getting 6-9 times?

If that is what June 9 times per day?

June 9 what it is accessible day or day?

June 9 accessible day or what day you do one day?

Sun 9 June day or what day or Access?

June 9 or June or what day of Access?

June 9 to 6 days of the month or Access?

June 9, months, or Access for up to 6 days?

June 9, month, or Access to six days?

June 9, month, or Access 6 or day?

June 9, month, or Access 6 or 1 day?

June 9, month, or one or Access 6 was the day?

June 9, months, or six or one could access more than one day?

June 9, months, or 6 you will access one or more days?

June 9, months, or six days you will access one or more of?

June 9, months, or six or access it one day or more?

June 9, months, or six or access to one or more days?

June 9, months, or six days or more access to one?

June 9, months, or six days to have access to?

June 9, months, or six days you have access to?

June 9, months, or 6 to access your day?

June 9, month, or 6 1 day you access?

June 9, months, or 6 access 1 day?

June 9, month, or one in six had access to day?

June 9, months, or six days had access to one?

June 9, months, or six one-day visit?

June 9, months, or six one-day visit?


The computer gave up inbetween but I put in the final result again and finally reached equilibrium. Apparently he is afraid that his mother-in-law comes to visit.
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Posted 2009-August-29, 02:49

McBruce, on Aug 28 2009, 11:29 PM, said:

matmat, on Aug 23 2009, 07:47 AM, said:

jillybean, on Aug 21 2009, 07:08 PM, said:

gwnn has joined the forum police
Forum to join the police gwnn
Police Forum to participate in gwnn
Gwnn police to participate in Forum
Police to participate in the forum Gwnn
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It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

funny, thanks Bruce  :wacko:

there is a term for this sort of equilibrium. it escapes me as to what it is named.

Bifurcation!

I will give a reward to the first person who finds a period-3 translation!
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Posted 2009-August-29, 05:19

Gerben42, on Aug 29 2009, 03:46 AM, said:

And now for the ultimate question....

What do you get when you multiply six by nine? (I know, 42, but let's see what the computer says)

Time to get a new computer, or check those multiplication tables.... :wacko:

( Car (6x9), where are you?) :blink:
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