Posted 2009-May-12, 14:27
Board #1: Unlucky. Preempts suck. This is a tough on even in an uncontested auction. My best shot would be:
1♥-2♣(hee hee -- starting that fight again? -- and REALLY fishy)-
2♦(part two of the fight -- real diamonds or balanced)-2♥(trumps set -- also controversial)-
2NT(poor trumps)-3♥(not two top clubs, no diamond control, two of the top three hearts)-
4♣(non-serious, one of the top three clubs, diamond OK, no spade control)-4♦(LTTC)
4♥(can't see it)
Starting with 1♠ as Responder does little to help.
Starting with 2NT Jacoby? Standard rebids don't help. Sophisticated doesn't really either.
So, I cannot really get to slam even without interference. I mean, the interference sort-of helps, actually, by focusing each person on their Queens being perhaps well-placed. But, just not remotely enough space.
Board #2: What the Heck is North smoking? South could be way worse.
Board #3: What the Heck is North smoking?
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.
1♥ (3♦) 4♦
4♥ all pass