Posted 2009-April-30, 16:15
This doesn't seem that complicated.
I mean, sure. The line is the Morton's Fork. But, why touch anything except a diamond at trick two?
If LHO rises and returns anything but a heart, win, cross to dummy's diamond Queen, ruff another club, and play two top spades. You might need to cash the diamond King, pitching a heart, before Ace-ruff in hearts to pull remaining trumps and claiming.
If LHO ducks, and the Queen wins, then cash two top clubs, ditching your remaining diamonds. Ruff another club. Then, play Ace and out a heart. If you get a trump back, win in hand, ruff a heart, ruff the diamond, ruff a heart, and pull trumps.
If LHO ducks, and the Queen loses to the Ace, a heart is coming back now, so the squeeze is anti-percentage to pursue, because you now need spades 2-2. But, if you NEED the extra trick, win the Ace. Play a spade to dummy and ruff a club with the spade Ace. Now the Jack of spades overtaking on dummy. If spades were 2-2, LHO presumably had 2-1-5-5 shape. Play two top clubs. You need LHO to have started with precisely xx-x-xxxxx-10xxxx, although he could have a stiff heart honor. Because that's not remarkably different from xx-x-Jxxxx-10xxxx, I suppose this implausible ending is possible.
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