Winstonm, on Feb 8 2009, 05:07 PM, said:
I'll take it as a compliment you chose me out of all who answered similarly.

I'll answer as best I can.
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I have always believed there was a category of hands where a bridge player with natural talent will feel that it is right to act but there is no good action to take.
That's how this hand is to me -
Isn't that in direct contradiction to your first reply that said "I'm not really interested in this hand"? Well anyway...
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I would like to act but don't see any reason to bid 3C and get the doubling started in search of a nebulous club sacrifice that may be a phantom or too expensive or non-existent
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Why is a club sacrifice "nebulous"? It looks to me like that's just a meaningless buzzword you toss in to support your argument.
Why are you worried partner will take a sacrifice if it's a phantom?
Why are you worried partner will take a sacrifice if it's too expensive?
(Nothing to ask about non-existant, that is simply a redundancy that combines 'phantom' with 'too expensive', since in either case a [good] club sacrifice is non-existent.)
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- and unless we have an unlikely big (at least 9 card) spade fit, we aren't going to like spades real well, either.
Sure the odds of us taking a sacrifice in spades are slim to none. But at least it gives us another out at the 3 level in case we are already in danger.
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What is your take on why you are bidding?
Why I am bidding at all? (As opposed to why I am bidding 3
♣ in particular, which I already said is because we may have a sacrifice?) Because auctions become far far more difficult for them when you get in the way. Think of all the possible misunderstandings and confusion this could introduce for them, and keep in mind these are for a bid that don't even take up any space.
- Opener passes. One of them think it shows a minimum, the other thinks it could be extras since they are in a force. They may overbid or underbid or make a bad double of our contract, depending who believes what.
- Opener doubles. One of them thinks it shows extras with clubs, the other thinks it could be a minimum with good clubs, or one of them thinks it shows generic extras, or one of them thinks it shows extras with length in the red suits, or one of them thinks it shows balanced extras. They may overbid or underbid or end up in the wrong suit make a bad double of our contract, depending who believes what.
- Opener bids 3
♦. One of them believes it shows extras, the other believes it doesn't. Again they reach the wrong contract.
- Opener bids 4
♣. One thinks it's natural, one thinks it's just a strength showing cuebid. Good luck opponents!
- They don't have a true misunderstanding, but my show of 'strength' causes each of them to downgrade mild extras and miss a good slam.
- There is still a reasonable preemptive effect. Maybe partner bids 3
♠ and gets in the way of RHO.
Most good bridge players would look at that list and say, at least of the misunderstandings, "that would never happen to me." But time after time, and often in very subtle ways, it does happen to even very good players. Auctions are simply tougher when the opponents keep getting in the way. I won't pretend bidding is particularly safe, but so many good things can happen that I am honestly not very worried at all. I would say it's impossible to be very successful at bridge if you spend all your time being focused on the negative.
Think of all these little bids as jabs in boxing. To fans they might seem like they don't do very much. But they blind and daze and confuse and irritate the opponent just a little, enough to make him a little less effective in some ways that aren't very obvious at all by just throwing his timing off. And sure I could get hit with a big punch for that slight moment I leave my face open, but it is just a moment, so he is very likely to misjudge and leave his open even more.
Please let me know about any questions or interest or bug reports about GIB.