South opened 1NT after three passes and played in 4♠ on a transfer auction.
West led a club, and South played the first few tricks at a frantic pace: ace and king of clubs, club ruff (West pitching a diamond), spade to the jack and king. At this point West needed to shift to a heart to beat the contract, but he played his remaining diamond to the two, six and queen.
South cashed the ace of spades and, with immortality in his grasp despite (or perhaps because of) the way he had played until now, bizarrely led a club - a hopeless play that guaranteed not making the contract. All he had to do, though, was draw trumps in this position:
to execute a play I have never seen before - a stepping-stone winkle.
East must come down to the singleton ♥K to avoid immediate loss, but South pitches a heart and leads a heart from the dummy. West cannot overtake, so East remains on play with ♥K.
If East plays a high diamond, South wins the king and exits with a club; if East plays ♦8, South runs it to the nine, crosses to ♦K, exits with a club and East must give the last trick to dummy.
There are times when, browbeaten by half the world who think that as a committee member I am not imposing enough regulation on systems and the other half who think I am imposing too much, while all of them think that I am acting solely in my own interests, I wonder why anyone plays this stupid game at all.
But then, thanks to Fred and to BBO, I can watch this gem of a hand live from China at half past two in the morning, and I know why I play bridge.

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