BBO Discussion Forums: ROFLOL Hand - BBO Discussion Forums

Jump to content

Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

ROFLOL Hand

#1 User is offline   kenrexford 

  • Brain Farts and Actual Farts Increasing with Age
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Advanced Members
  • Posts: 9,586
  • Joined: 2005-September-21
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Lima, Allen County, North-West-Central Ohio, USA
  • Interests:www.limadbc.blogspot.com editor/contributor

Posted 2008-December-18, 21:49

♠x ♥Axx ♦QJxxxxxx ♣x

Partner opens 1NT (15-17), 2♥ 0pvercall (transfer), 5♦, all pass.

Spade lead. Dummy hits with ♠Qxx ♥Qxxx ♦AK ♣Axxx

(Whoops -- added the missing heart.)

Spade, spade ruff. Diamond Ace, King. Spade ruff high to pull last trump.

What next?

If you want to know the exact heart pips, let me know.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."

-P.J. Painter.
0

#2 User is offline   han 

  • Under bidder
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Advanced Members
  • Posts: 11,797
  • Joined: 2004-July-25
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Amsterdam, the Netherlands

Posted 2008-December-18, 23:31

12 cards Ken.
Please note: I am interested in boring, bog standard, 2/1.

- hrothgar
0

#3 User is offline   matmat 

  • ded
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Advanced Members
  • Posts: 3,459
  • Joined: 2005-August-11
  • Gender:Not Telling

Posted 2008-December-18, 23:49

han, on Dec 19 2008, 12:31 AM, said:

12 cards Ken.

new nickname

one eyed jack
suicide king
12 cards ken
0

#4 User is offline   whereagles 

  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Advanced Members
  • Posts: 14,900
  • Joined: 2004-May-11
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Portugal
  • Interests:Everything!

Posted 2008-December-19, 06:00

Seems like a case of guessing whether to play for ♥K onside or ♥Kx offside. Ruff a few clubs and try and count the hand.
0

#5 User is offline   kenrexford 

  • Brain Farts and Actual Farts Increasing with Age
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Advanced Members
  • Posts: 9,586
  • Joined: 2005-September-21
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Lima, Allen County, North-West-Central Ohio, USA
  • Interests:www.limadbc.blogspot.com editor/contributor

Posted 2008-December-19, 09:54

Yeah, I started down the obvious "think about it" line, but heart pitches were not coming from anyone much. RHO was tossing spades like they were hot.

So, now what?

My line was to
Spoiler


Everyone else was in 5♦-1. :)
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."

-P.J. Painter.
0

#6 User is offline   Fluffy 

  • World International Master without a clue
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Advanced Members
  • Posts: 17,404
  • Joined: 2003-November-13
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:madrid

Posted 2008-December-19, 10:03

where is JLOL when you need it?
0

#7 User is offline   Benoit35 

  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Full Members
  • Posts: 134
  • Joined: 2008-November-10

Posted 2008-December-19, 12:17

Cool.

I hope you had a few more boards to play against that pair afterwards, otherwise some other lucky pair got to reap the "psychological disturbance reward" in your stead.

Helping opponents find the losing play is an underrated bridge skill.
Ils finiront par aimer ça un jour.
- Ludwig van Beethoven
0

#8 User is offline   mtvesuvius 

  • Vesuvius the Violent Volcano
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Advanced Members
  • Posts: 3,216
  • Joined: 2008-December-04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Tampa-Area, Florida
  • Interests:SLEEPING

Posted 2008-December-21, 13:18

Fun :)... Why has JLOL not posted yet??
Yay for the "Ignored Users" feature!
0

Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users